forked off my spoon

When you fumble the bag so hard you may as well have made your spoon into a fork.
"I think I might have failed that exam. I forked off my spoon so bad, bro."
by Cozydinos August 21, 2024
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Nature's spoon

Bread used to sop liquid like sauces and soups
You need a spoon for that leftover sauce? Nah, I'll just use nature's spoon.
by King Carb December 12, 2020
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Bro Spoon

When two males sleep in the same bed or couch together, head to foot, using each other's feet as a pillow. That is a bro spoon.
Guy #1 Hey man, do you wanna crash in my bed?

Guy #2 That's gay!

Guy #1 Nah, man, I only have one pillow so you'll have to use my feet as your pillow. It's bro spooning!
by Pelican pub May 28, 2015
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Wet Poon Spoon

When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.
Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.
by Srosro December 15, 2018
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pussy spoon

I forgot my pussy spoon in her room last night.
by jayydeeeee April 05, 2015
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spoon of concrete

As in to take a spoon of concrete as a sort of medicine to get tough, "harden up".

When someone is being a whinge bag. Perhaps they are making their own problems out to be worse than anyone else's, or just complaining about something that we all have to endure, it's just the rest of us don't enjoy being a victim. Or for someone who has learned to be a victim as some kind of role to have.

It's the ultimate in giving the youth a new perspective so that they can carry on the human race without crying themselves to death first.
*sissy complaining*

"Hey take a spoon of concrete will ya? Harden up"
"Spoon o' concrete for you, harden up"
by Holy Arse August 20, 2023
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holding a spoon

holding a spoon means that you want to eat someone. since youre holding a spoon it means youre eagerly waiting to eat someone using youre spoon.
woman: man i’m starving
man holding a spoon: *looking at the woman* me too..
woman: wtf?
by unf4z3dd April 28, 2022
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