Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.
by Reece Duval December 26, 2019
Get the Kiss the Unicornmug. Person 1: "Yo did you just use my fork??"
Person 2: "Yeah, I think so..."
Person 1: "That means I've just shadow-kissed you!!"
Person 2: "bruh"
Person 2: "Yeah, I think so..."
Person 1: "That means I've just shadow-kissed you!!"
Person 2: "bruh"
by Butt meister January 6, 2019
Get the Shadow-kissmug. Right when I was getting ready to leave she went down and gave me a Minnesota Kiss, Then she Blew me!
Man she gave me a Minnesota Kiss & I couldn't stop laughing
Man she gave me a Minnesota Kiss & I couldn't stop laughing
by Diabolical Witch September 10, 2012
Get the Minnesota Kissmug. Taking a hit of a DMT vape pen, that is, inhaling thermally vaporized N,N-Dimethyltryptamine. In its pure, unadulterated format, DMT has an unmistakable taste similar to the characteristic smell of bad breath or, to some degree, the smell of human feces. It is a structural analogue of tryptamine which is, in turn, a metabolite of tryptophan, an amino acid in many foods.
Whether in the mouth (as part of halitosis or "bad breath") or in the human gut as part of the process of digestion, bacteria break down tryptophan into molecules called indoles, which are a pair of fused benzene and pyrrole rings that form the molecular core structure of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine, tryptamine, and tryptophan. (the double-ring twofer is also the backbone of other important chemicals like melatonin and serotonin, which may explain why food can influence your mood or make you sleepy). Indoles, one of which is called "skatole" because it specifically exists in shit, are particularly foul-smelling chemicals that contribute to the smell of bad breath and feces.
DMT is an entheogenic, psychedelic, and hallucinogenic drug that is structurally and functionally analogous to other psychedelic tryptamines like psilocybin (a.k.a. magic mushrooms), bufotenin, and others, and shares structural similarity with melatonin and serotonin. Because of its rapid onset and rapid action (lasting usually only a few minutes), it is the preferred substance for brief trips into hyperspace.
Whether in the mouth (as part of halitosis or "bad breath") or in the human gut as part of the process of digestion, bacteria break down tryptophan into molecules called indoles, which are a pair of fused benzene and pyrrole rings that form the molecular core structure of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine, tryptamine, and tryptophan. (the double-ring twofer is also the backbone of other important chemicals like melatonin and serotonin, which may explain why food can influence your mood or make you sleepy). Indoles, one of which is called "skatole" because it specifically exists in shit, are particularly foul-smelling chemicals that contribute to the smell of bad breath and feces.
DMT is an entheogenic, psychedelic, and hallucinogenic drug that is structurally and functionally analogous to other psychedelic tryptamines like psilocybin (a.k.a. magic mushrooms), bufotenin, and others, and shares structural similarity with melatonin and serotonin. Because of its rapid onset and rapid action (lasting usually only a few minutes), it is the preferred substance for brief trips into hyperspace.
Noah languidly emerged from the bedroom with a distant grin on his face. "Sorry," he murmured slowly as the hyperbolic rubberband snapped him gently back into normal space-time after a dimension-bending jaunt through nonlinear space. "we were just... you know. Kissing grandma."
"God, that shit is so nasty," Tyler said, coming out after him.
"God, that shit is so nasty," Tyler said, coming out after him.
by zorsnacks February 5, 2023
Get the kissing grandmamug. When a guy gives head to a girl, after a long hot day, and gets all the sweaty/piss juice in his mouth. And the girl gives the guy head, and gets cum in her mouth.
Now they kiss with the sweaty piss/cum in their mouths making lemonade kisses.
Now they kiss with the sweaty piss/cum in their mouths making lemonade kisses.
by SteRex September 18, 2019
Get the Lemonade kissesmug. Is an acronym for Keep It Simple Stupid. Meaning you do not need to add everything and the kitchen sink. Simplicity is often the key to a good product.
Jerry - "and there is going to be sharks with Lazer beams for eyes playing the ukulele and there is going to be mermaids fighting with....."
Frank - "all that tattooed on your arm? Dude remember the kiss rule."
Frank - "all that tattooed on your arm? Dude remember the kiss rule."
by Smashing cupcakes May 19, 2016
Get the kiss rulemug. Tom used to get weenie kisses on football Sunday, after getting married Tom only gets breakfast burritos on football Sunday...
by JAzDub March 11, 2018
Get the Weenie Kissesmug.