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Shank

when someone Shits And Wanks At The Same Time
''Omg You Should Of Seen Me And Tracy Last Night... I shanked In A bucket And Rubbed It All Over Her Chest''
by SherbySaysRelaxCamelBack March 25, 2009
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This is a term used for masturbation in the shower.

Shower + wank = Shank.
Man i'm frustrated, i'm going for a shank.
by gamblitis March 16, 2009
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Shank

Shower wank, that is to say to masturbate whilst in the shower.
I wont be home this weekend mum, I'm having a shank.

Where's Greg?
He's shanking.
by starkadder March 18, 2009
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Shank comes from 2 words joined together, creating a sick fetish type act.

When one SHits in his hand and wANKs = SHANK.

Could possibly mean they are homosexual.
Im not just having a wank, Im having a shank!

Hey man, I ran outta lube. Thats ok you can always shit in your hand and wank or have a "shank" if you like.
by wrys April 29, 2009
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"to shank- tew sh-aaaa-nnkkk to have a sharp object, not always a knife. just something sharp or dull, but with a dull one you would need more force. to stab the
person trying to rape/attack/kill/slap/hit/anger you, you put the item you are going to SHANK them with and jab them in the stomach= or arm or face or wherever."
Cut with sharp object.
meaning Shank and hurt or kill
by Shanking buddies July 23, 2009
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Shank

Means to Fail at something.
Made famous by some teenage boys in Bloemfontein, SA
Guy: That girl just rejected me

Other Guy: Man, you are such a Shank in life! Oh my God!
by TheLorax September 16, 2009
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This is the act of having a raging wank whilst in the shower.

It is done to be able to fit more activities into the day by combining two activties into one without having to go through the hassle of cleaning up after a wank.
Joan: whats up with you today, normally you very angry and tense?
Colin: well i've adopted this new programme into my life called shanking which applies a wank in the same time as i shower killing two birds with one stone and without the effort of not having to clean up after my intense wanking.
by Super Queef October 26, 2009
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