Smatch

A dirty vagina; often confused with snatch.

Look at that nasty smatch

by Bkkong October 23, 2014

Scatch

When a girl is scratching her snatch

James: hey, Jenna what you doing over there?

Jenna: oh, I'm giving the old girl a good scatch

by Foziwozi88 August 12, 2016

Skatch

A beard and/or mustache encrusted with ice crystals resulting from powder face shots while participating in snow sports.

The snow was epic, I am grinning with a face full of skatch.

by PowMow19 March 5, 2019

Smatch

A smart match

"I met Colin for the first time after we matched on tinder and he told me he's studying the same subject as I do and is into penguin-orgys as well"
"Well he seems like a guy as interlectual and dirty minded as you are - thats a smatch"

by Tanscha June 6, 2019

Satch

Abbreviation of satchel. Typically used to describes ones capacity of poop that can be harnessed per satchel. Measured in encumberment level.

Oi Fanch how many satch’s have you got

by Chilner January 25, 2021

Yas Satch

A fanny as big as whitefriargate

She’s a sket her defo a yas satch

by MassiveMong August 8, 2022

Slatch

In the English language, the word slatch is an ethnic slur used against Caucasian people, commonly used as a "whats-up" term used among caucasions.

"You're a f*cking slatch!"

by Official English Dictionary 8 December 4, 2022