Jordan the squirrel

Jordan the squirrel

a youtuber with over 200 subs

Did you guys watch Jordan the squirrels new video.

by Meme Trash11111111 August 18, 2018

squirrel killer

A voluminous or very large Book.

Peter F Hamilton writes exclusively squirrel killers.

by MiguelAzevedo July 10, 2022

Squirrel

A slang term for a Canadian woman's privates that are not shaved.

Due to misappropriation, the Canadian beaver has requested that the term Beaver only be used as the slang for a shaved woman's privates!

Karen's squirrel was a little prickly since she last shaved her beaver!

by Smokescreen2009 August 7, 2017

squirrel food

small amount of food wrongfully considered a "meal" by people. This could be something like a half of a sandwhich, some crackers, a small salad, or a bag of chips.

"i hate how the only thing this cafeteria serves is squirrel food"

by Renegade Ni February 17, 2010

google, squirrel!

When getting online for one thing but getting sidetracked by something else.

From the dog in the movie "UP"

I got online to check my bank account and was all google, squirrel! by Facebook

by paramaybe36 January 4, 2014

squirrel

a fuck boy basically who is just trying to get their nut and not a relationship.

girl 1: "are you guys going to date"

girl 2: "nah i think he's a squirrel"

by craildaddy February 28, 2017

squirrel

The most majestical and beautiful being on earth. Athletic, smart, and gorgeous.

-DAYUUUUUUUUUUUM check out that chick!
-She ain't a chick, she a squirrel.

by squirrel11 February 23, 2015