squeeze a squirrel 

taking a dump. this term keeps it in the rodent family to go along with prairie dogging.

dude after that roach coach food i need to go squeeze a squirrel

squeeze a squirrel by long drive to reno April 11, 2011

Secret Squirrel

having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser

What a secret squirrel that guy is!

Secret Squirrel by Swoned.com August 7, 2003

red squirrel

guy slang to identify a natural red-head female by her pubic hair.

she's definately a "red squirrel"...license plate "rd sqrl" used by natural redheads.

red squirrel by feistycat July 15, 2010

BABY SQUIRREL

Fanfic: JESSE GOES INTO THE ROOM WITH THE FUCKING BABY SQUIRREL AND EATS ITS ACORNS THE SQUIRREL GETS MAD AND BITES JESSES NIPPLES OFF SO JESSE HAS TO USE NIPPLE CREAM AND THEN THE SQUIRREL BIT JESSES ACORNS AND SCURRIED OUT OF THE ROOM AND JESSES ACORNS WERE BROKE

BABY SQUIRREL

BABY SQUIRREL by Poe Cunder April 17, 2019

drenched squirrel 

Used to describe the appearance of a human feces long in shape, mahogany coloured, pointed at one end (like the tail of a squirrel) and resting to the side of a pan (toilet) in fresh water.

I couldn't believe someone had left that drenched squirrel in trap one, how revolting!

drenched squirrel by vindows wertex February 5, 2008

Brown Squirrel

Shoving a furry tail up your ass, but leaving enough hanging out so that while you're munching on nuts you look like a squirrel.

Whoa, do you see Nathan G. over there? He's totally doing the brown squirrel on that guy!

Brown Squirrel by gower_lover April 18, 2011

Dirt Squirrel

A Dirt Squirrel is someone who is passionate about any sport that is performed in the Dirt. Prerunners, Baja, Bmx, Mtb, Rc, Moto, Rally, Rock Crawling, Atv, Utv, Sprint cars. You get the idea.

Did you see those Dirt Squirrels going huge!!

Dirt Squirrel by lukie_dude April 27, 2015