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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.
Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!
by UHIT October 21, 2022
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Hotdogs and Spaghetti Season

A phrase claimed by the youtuber and reddit user ZoroniteTech (u/echold2006 and u/zoronitetech on reddit). It was a nickname he generated out of angst one day which refers to a constant cycle in his life: The family gets paid, and goes broke about a week later, which is when said season starts. it ends when they get paid the next month. Commonly abbreviated HDASS

The name itself comes from two foods; Hotdogs and Spaghetti, which are two things that are eaten frequently during the season. Hotdogs because they are cheap and Spaghetti because noodles and sauce are practically limitless at food pantries.
Everyone knows you can't buy milk on the 20'th of the month! It's Hotdogs and Spaghetti Season!
by Echold2006 September 14, 2022
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022
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Spoons on spaghetti night

A bad solution, temporarily considered.
Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.
by PulpPigment November 1, 2023
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New Earth Spaghettification

New Earth spaghettification is the process in which a being's energy field, identity structures, and sconsiousness bandwith are stretched across multiple realities, truths or timelines at once creating an intense elongation of perception, sensation and awareness. It often occurs when someone is:

-rapidly expanding their consciousness
-confronting distortions or illusions in systems
-holding multiple layers of truth simultaneously
-navigating intense energetic or spiritual thresholds

In this state, the pscyhe and soma feel pulled in opposite or multiple directions, similar to how matter stretches near a black hole in astrophysics.

In stead of physical stretching, the auric field, nervous system, and sense of self elongate across dimensions of experience.
I wasn't sure if I was going to survive the next iteration of my New Earth Spaghettification process!? This is a phase of consiousness expansion has a lot of variable impacts on one's mind, soma and energy. It is like being consiously conscious of a metamorphis process that is akin to an orgasmic birth experience! The intensity is intense where the differential of pain and pleasure blend and merge.
by New Earth Ambassador414 March 12, 2026
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spagettiac

A person who is dusty or shitty at throwing a ball
Man that kid is a spagettiac
by gookfest May 11, 2010
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Spagetti Worm

When a male sticks his long skinny hairless penis up a female's anus
by theguywholovessex April 2, 2011
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