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Dick sucker

A person who sucks a meat stick that happens to be connected to another person.
by Lana ba banna November 6, 2019
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momentum sucker

One who derives and maintains momentum through continuously sucking dick throughout the course of the night.
After his third dick, Carroll was a momentum sucker; there was very little time between the initiation of conversation and him dropping to his knees to do the deed.
by Reishnakov May 12, 2020
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crank sucker

guy 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight? guy 2: I think I'll stop over my girlfriends house. She's a awesome crank sucker and I sure need my crank sucked. guy 1: Okay. Get ahold of me when your done.
by jimmybomm June 12, 2020
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Demonic sucker fish

A big fish that looks cute and fun but if you pet it ti will bite and rip off your arm and then start sucking your blood.
Oh wow! look out for that demonic sucker fish
by r bginvefigrvefovgefocwdfebncw November 2, 2020
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Call Soccer

A maligned practice of lazy employees at a call center or helpdesk who routinely reject, roll, or "kick" calls to other employees in the queue when they don't feel like doing their job but are otherwise capable of taking a call.
We had four people in the call queue this morning but I ended up with all the calls because the others were playing Call Soccer.
by anon banana November 10, 2020
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Dick Soaker

When you proceed to jam your dick into a toilet full of shit
John did his dick soaker yesterday
by Logan diaglo March 14, 2021
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Shlong sucker

A person who can be annoying and pisses you off a lot
Bro Kelvin is such a shlong sucker
by Lazxr YT March 18, 2021
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