five toed sloth

Somebody who is incredibly lazy, always late, doesn't like to move, or is just slow in general.

it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.

"'shit dude, Jed said he'd be here three hours ago, do you think he's ok?'

'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"

by fivetoedsloth October 5, 2009

allyson shac smith

that one girl that is very pretty has the worse boyfirend named logan that she needs to dump and move on without his stupid ass that only wants sex and a girlfriend she is too loving and sweet to have such a jerk and too cute and amazing to be treated the way she does

small korean allyson shac smith

by ally-son 01 September 24, 2011

anna nicole smith

Anna was a beautiful vivacious soul with some serious baggage. The lovely guess model was lucid, coherant, and sweet. She had a difficult time coping with her problems. She turned to drugs and alcohol. Eventually her addictions to drugs and alcohol consumed her life. She became a public spectacle. People viewed her as a joke. She was never really able to completly clean up her act. She died with negativity surrounding her name. What a shame.

Anna nicole smith was judged unfairly.

by Joy Joy December 9, 2008

jordan smith

A beautiful girl who is sexy every one wonts to fuck with her but she is taken. (.) (.)

She is a Jordan smith and is going to be mine.

by Potpielove January 19, 2014

Spencer sloth

Spencer sloth; a fag with a little wienner, a wanna be water polo who has no game, Spencer is someone who love dick in his butt!

Wow your really being a Spencer! Small dick with fags ha ha what a classic Spencer sloth.

by Bobby bob12345678 September 21, 2009

Adam Smith

Adam Smith is the kind of person that you will become bestfriends with the second you meet him. He is funny, cute, nice, and just an amazing person all around. If you meet an Adam Smith, hold on to him! No matter what!

Girl 1: Is that Adam Smith??
Girl 2: Yeah!! He’s like my bestfriend! He’s amazing!

by Betty Klaus May 21, 2018

James Gabriel Smith

A Caucasian individual that is characterized by two or more of the following traits:

* Is unloved; by even his/her family
* Lives in the woods
* Is in the employ of a second-hand merchandise re-seller
* Utilizes pharmaceuticals to ease the pain of his/her existence
* Doesn't wear a shirt
* Participates in bestiality

* Frequently cums in socks
* Is a Git-Wit
* Has poor hygiene
* and is just generally undesirable

Pookie: "What the fuck is up with that motherfucker over there? He's bein' such a James Gabriel Smith! I just wanna punch that cracker in the throat!

by guruerror September 25, 2019