Vanilla Slide

After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.

Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!

by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021

Clam slide

When a female wipes her ass by placing her rump on the carpet while sliding backwards

Damn that bitch really did the clam slide on my brand new carpet

by The clam slide creator July 23, 2022

the Maryland mud slide

when you hitting it from behind and she drop a shit all over you creating the Maryland mud slide

she was such a whore she gave you the Maryland mud slide

by CoronaWithLime March 17, 2020

medewaukee slip and slide

When a hooker uses beer for the massage oil and then slides up and down your back

Big nick had a ho doing the medewaukee slip and slide

by Medellin Miguel February 23, 2019

Toxic Sewer Slide

Toxic Sewer Slide

When, in a group of three, one friend provides and sets up two slip n' slides right next to each other, for extra slide space. The second friend, having downed the entire taco bell menu with a lil bit of chipotle, aims their rear from the top of the slip n' slides, and produces the most disgusting, vile, and downright disturbing, river of pure shit from the depths of their bowels. Now because the first friend is likely trying to hold in their vomit, the third friend will strip, completely... Friend three will get a running start and slide down the slip n' slide and into the nearest pool.

Note : You will need four different things for this,

A. A disgusting friend.
B. A friend with nothing to lose.
C. And a friend with two slip n' slides.
D. A death wish.

Friend One - "I got the Slip N' Slides!"
Friend Two - "I got the food!"
Friend Three - "And I'm going to hell, lets do this shit,"
Friend One - "Why did I agree to the Toxic Sewer Slide..."

by DreamyDough February 23, 2024

Slide them out like the goat goes to Paris

To have explosive diarrhea

I'll be right back, I need to go to the bathroom and slide them out like the goat goes to Paris.

by JohnnyTwoShits May 22, 2018

lane slide

To change multiple lanes at once and cause problems in the process.

also known as: lane sliding.

Person 1: Do you see that car ahead?
Person 2: Yeah, I can't believe he is trying to lane slide.
Person 1: OMG, he just forced that car to brake causing a car to hit them!
Person 2: Lane sliding should be prohibited..

by Anonymous11010111 August 15, 2017