sweden shapes

Something that is down a boys pants

Can I have the sweden shapes?

by MemesAreTheDankest February 14, 2017

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got shape

A woman with a good figure

Oh man baby got shape!

by classroom teacher March 1, 2017

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pendulum sharpener

A big dick that's sharp

E.g. Same bro pendulum sharpener yeah

by OkaJeff June 14, 2017

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Shit Shrapnel

A high velocity, airborne, ejection of brown matter that is difficult or impossible to avoid. The result is soiled clothing and/or impregnated skin (particularly the face).

Fuck it... I was strimming the long grass in the back yard and the dogs have laid some hidden piles of crap that I did not see. I have hit a steaming pile and I have been hit by the resulting Shit Shrapnel. It is all over my t-shirt and my face looks like I have a thousand brown freckles. It fucking stinks and I think I may have got some in my mouth...

by normanstanleyfletcher September 16, 2017

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caleb sharpe

Caleb Sharpe was the Freeman High School Shooter. On September 13, 2017, Caleb entered his school with an AR-15 Assault Rifle (Full automatic) a Double Barrel Short Pump Shotgun, and a Glock 17 semi-auto. He killed a student and injured 3 more. He entered the building at 8:00 am and hid his pistol in a long trench coat he was wearing and he hid his AR-15 and Shotgun in a duffle bag. At 10:00 AM, he pulled out his AR-15 and shot a student in the shoulder. When he was reloading his gun jammed so he went to his shotgun. He shot another student in the leg, temporarily paralyzing her. His shotgun then jammed so he went to his Glock 17 semi-auto. A student named Sam Strahan tried to talk Caleb out of what he was doing, but Sam was shot in the stomach twice then 4 times in the head and instantly killed. Caleb walked around shooting at glass and students but then a janitor yelled at him and Caleb dropped his weapons and raised his hands, then the police arrested him. He is being tried for Murder, Brining a weapon on School Campus, assault, and Criminal Damage.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the Freeman High school Shooting?

Person 2: Yeah it's pretty bad.
Person 1: Caleb Sharpe did it.

by DeDrummer October 12, 2017

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