When something goes so terribly wrong you want to shoot yourself in the face five times, but pissed because you can only do it once
"SO did you kiss her yet?"
"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."
"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."
by Belkis Deyanira October 18, 2008
Get the Shoot Myself in the Face 5 Timesmug. When you bust a nut in a meat bag/female and pull the move that my dad did, also know as squirt and skirt.
Dude: What happened with you and Lisa last night
Dude 2: I shoot my load and hit the road
Dude: ok, cool. Wanna play modern warfare
Dude 2: I shoot my load and hit the road
Dude: ok, cool. Wanna play modern warfare
by Niggabob50 September 17, 2020
Get the Shoot my load and hit the roadmug. by Icdblc13 April 26, 2004
Get the Shoot first ask questions latermug. 1. You weren't with me during the time of my hardships.
2. I wasn't of any of you're concern when I wasn't known.
3. You never show up to practice, so why should I let you off the bench.
4. If I wasn't successful I wouldn't be with you, so why should I be associated with you.
5. Acknowledging that the the person is only there when you're starting to get popular.
6. You don't know my struggle
2. I wasn't of any of you're concern when I wasn't known.
3. You never show up to practice, so why should I let you off the bench.
4. If I wasn't successful I wouldn't be with you, so why should I be associated with you.
5. Acknowledging that the the person is only there when you're starting to get popular.
6. You don't know my struggle
1. Drake: "Kobe 'bout to lose a hundred fifty M’s
Kobe my nigga I hate it had to be him
Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym!"
2. Random bench warmer: "Man, why Coach playin favorites on the team, I don't even need to practice and I'm better than you."
Starting Point Guard: "Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"
Kobe my nigga I hate it had to be him
Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym!"
2. Random bench warmer: "Man, why Coach playin favorites on the team, I don't even need to practice and I'm better than you."
Starting Point Guard: "Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"
by Cameron Bell July 27, 2012
Get the Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gymmug. by Neo June 15, 2003
Get the Shoot a hot one down her gulletmug. A way of telling someone on a forum or other discussion that you disagree with them and their argument is so without merit you don't even need to put up a counter argument.
by bionixcommand June 28, 2010
Get the You can't shoot me, I'm AIDS!mug. by Clorox_Bleach May 28, 2016
Get the Shoot me in the head and call me Davidmug.