super tights

Extremely tight jeans that take atleast 10 minutes to get on and off not good if you want to get laid

take your super tights off so we can have sexual intercourse.

by nick t mofos December 30, 2007

Super friendzone

Pretty much like, you're friend zoned... but you get the hugs, kisses, hearts, "I love you"s, all that stuff. You just can't have anything truly romantic or special.

"Man, that chick just super friendzoned me. Worse than friend zone."

by RinNagamine January 21, 2012

Super Genius

The smartest and dumbest mother fucker that ever lived.

Wile E Coyote, super genius!

by SuperGenius October 15, 2017

Super straight

A fake sexuality created in tiktok made to validate transphobia

Person 1: I'm super straight

Person 2: that's transphobic

Person 1:no it's my sexual identity

Person 2: it's fine to not want to date a trans person it's a preference but the identity super straight is made to invalidate the lgbtqia+ community

by Person_. March 16, 2021

super stranger

a super stranger is when someone else sits on their own hand, and then proceeds to jerk you off

we were going to have a circle jerk, but we decided to go with super strangers instead; this way, it doesn't really count.

by That crazy guy that loves vodka November 18, 2006

Super-Cunt

The most extreme of Cunts, derived from Cuntimous Maximous, it is the description of a person who you would murder 3 times over for the simple joy of ridding man-kind from this terrible human being. They reign superior over all other cunts, no cunt compares to the Super-Cunt. The Super-Cunt commits atrocities on the regular. They are usually a conservative.

(guy 1): Hey do you know that guy Doug? the one who drop kicked a baby, denies the Holocaust, and donates to the KKK?

(guy 2): Yeah, he's the reigning Super-Cunt.

by thelifeofnemo January 3, 2019

Super soaker

Getting your butt hole aggressively fisted while reach around hammer stroking a veiny meat whistle to a climax of biblical proportions.

The air pressure that a super soaker creates can knock a blind folded midget carnie off a fence post from 200 meters

by themellonchef February 12, 2018