riding the seam

When a woman achieves sexual arousal by wearing tight jeans. This occurs when the seam of the jeans comes into contact with the clitoris and, by pressing one's thighs together, creates a pleasurable sensation that often leads to orgasm.

The guys at work think I'm just working on reports in my cube, but in reality I'm "riding the seam" every time we have a casual day.

by IM3 June 29, 2008

Blumpland Steamer

A sexual act where the woman lies on her back, while the man squats over her. She sucks his dick while he simultaneously takes a shit on her. A combination of a blumpkin and a cleaveland steamer.

(Guy1): Hey man, how was the date last night?
(Guy2): It was awesome, I blumpland steamered her and their was corn in my shit!

by ItsGoodToBeTheKing February 10, 2008

steaming

Extremely drunk, inebriated, intoxicated.

CP came out of Creation steaming last night.

by boon July 26, 2003

Steamy Gibraltar

When you take a steamy shit into a sock and beat someone with it.

Last night when John was sleeping, I gave him a steamy gibraltar. That sure woke him up

by Patrick Shivers June 12, 2008

Steamer

a hot freshly laid shit that eminates heat trails most pronounced in cold weather

the steamer melted a hole in the snow.

by scart July 11, 2003

The Salty Seaman

A more infamous version of the Teabag. After accumulating a generous amount of salty sweat under your balls, proceed to any sleeping victim you choose. While squatting over the victim's face, lower your sack onto the forehead and in one smooth motion, drag your sweaty sack all the way to the chin. (Be sure to give extra attention to the mouth area of the victim) The first thing the victim will do when they wake up, is lick their now salty lips. What a treat!

Once Paul licked his lips, he knew he was a victim of the Salty Seaman!

by Blumpkin Man May 21, 2004

seaman

Possibly the worst super hero name ever

The adventures of seaman...............in your mothers ass womb

by randomnessperson March 24, 2007