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You go to a north jersey school and they all make fun of the way you say your "o"s because they just dont know how to fucking say it. North jersey is scum to you. you LOVE hoagies and might have even worked in a hoagie place. u know where to get a good cheesesteak and even if u dont really like wawa u still rep it. Philly is your city and u dont care how many times the phillies or eagles have let you down, you STILL love them and support them. North jersey really is its own state. SOUTH JERSEY IS WHERE ITS AT BABY and ill take being a hippie over being an uptight NY wanna be any day.
by Sozz November 8, 2005
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South African Salamander

-noun. a highly advanced sexual position where the male ejaculates onto his lover's eyes and simultaneously poops into his partner's mouth. The South African Salamander developed its name from the apparent glazed eyes and lip-licking tongue of its first victims during the 14th century.
She was forced to clean her contact lenses after he gave her a South African Salamander.
by Dr. Bottom March 18, 2010
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South Bend

Small city in Indiana which is the home of Notre Dame and nothing much more besides places to drink and smoke.A place where a lack of anything to leads to ND obsession and more excess in drugs and alcohol.Cited as the home of Umphreys Mcgee, tightest band on the planet. Diverse area with a very large Polish population.Very segregated with clear "ethnic" areas.
South Bend Monday - doing nothing.
SB Tuesday - doing nothing.
SB Wednesday - doing nothing.
SB Thursday - doing nothing.
SB Friday - getting high and listening to Umphreys wondering where to go.
SB Saturday - getting drunk as hell at ND tailgating .
SB Sunday - going to church and begging God for forgiveness.
by Austen Korowski August 1, 2007
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South Barrington

Out of all the Barringtons, this is the most "new money" of them all. It also has the most wealthy Asians in Cook County and possibly the whole Chicago area. It seems like all the rich Asians from Schaumburg and Hoffman Estates are moving to South Barrington to get away from the Asians and Hispanics who are ONLY "upper-middle class".
Dude, have you been to South Barrington? It is so rich and unaffected by the recession that they might as well call it South Asia.
by northwestallday November 24, 2010
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South Pole Pincher

The act of pinching an overweight person's butt cheeks together and making love to the compressed cheeks and not the anus.
I gave your fat-assed mom the old "South Pole Pincher" last night... Ha Ha Ha (deep laugh)
by Huge D September 5, 2006
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Explorer Scout

Explorer scouts are part of the boy scouting community. These are the oldest, most badass section in scouting. You can't be an explorer scout without being a pyromaniac, a ninja with a samurai sword and totally fucking awesome. They are greatly misunderstood by the whole of society who seem to be under the impression they are massive faggots who prance around doing map skills, sucking each others cocks but really they're picking out the weaklings, gaffa taping them to trees before burning their leg hair with a lighter. Mess with an Explorer Scout and don't expect to live to tell the tale.
Chino wanker: "Oi faggot, how's your scout fwends? Sucked enough cock?"
Explorer Scout: "Shut the fuck up you fucking twat or I'll cum in your mum's eye!" *totally ninja's out & chino wanker ends up tied to a tree in the middle of a burning building*
by spoonsmuch January 7, 2012
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Southampton

Southampton is a major port and a very historic place. New cruise liners leave it's docks everyday and it still holds all of it's amazing quality.

The Titanic left from Southampton and Benny Hill - the famous comedian - was born here and buried in Holly Brook cementry.

It has one of the countrys leading hospitals in it and a birthing centre which is the BEST in the UK. It was the hospital which featured in the TV Documentry - One Born Every Minute.

It has one of the most supported football teams in the south of England and has such a feirce rivalry with the neighbouring city - Portsmouth - that half the entrys here are very biased.

All in all Southampton is a great place to live and flourish.
Dad: Hey kids where do you want to go on holiday this summer?

Kids: Southampton!!!!
by SouthVet March 1, 2011
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