Squid slam

When a man takes his enormous cock and swings it as hard as he can against the face of a helpless woman. Resulting in an unconscious, tooth missing, face bleeding, cum covered and demoralized woman. the term dated back to the early settlement days where pilgrims use to conduct this act on Native American woman in longhouses and wigwams. The first male to successfully conduct a "SQUID SLAM" was John smith. Walt Disney was trying to document this act in the movie Pocahontas but the scene was removed to to funding. It was later seen in a three second apperence in the movie SpaceJam and was performed my Micheal Jordan. He then retires a few years shortly after the release of the film.

Dude! Last night I asked my girl if she wanted to spice things up and she said of hell yeah you son of a bitch! .....so I squid slammed her as hard as I could! I then spent the next 9 hours in the ER. Good. The only good thing about it was when I was explaining the story to the nurse she was diggin the Squid Slam and asked if I could show her..... so I did while the old lady was still passed out.

by DE SOTO April 27, 2017

Slam chowder

Slam Chowder is the special sauce the male employees add to the cup of nasty customers.

That woman was rude, I'm going to give her the slam chowder

by EastCoastD88 May 26, 2017

Clam slam

When a femal teabags a male to show power and lack of fucks to give she places the clam on face of male equaling a clam slam

Dude Jessica just clam slammed wild turkey

by Clam slam July 3, 2017

Rotisserie Slam

The act of aggressively sitting on a sexual partner's face as they give you a rimjob.

I'm going to give my man a rotisserie slam when I get home.

by Homotech July 7, 2017

slam trout

Verb. To have sex with a woman. Often used in a loud and disrespectful manner.

Dude I want to go out tonight, I'm tryna SLAM TROUT

by Stertown July 31, 2017

Destination Slam

A slampiece in a remote destination, that one travels to to hook up with, or hooks up with every time he or she is visiting that location

"Kari has a destination slam in every state in Brazil. She stays with one of them every year during Carnaval"

"I'm Chris's NYC destination slam"

by Smart Laxer October 3, 2017

Slim slam

To bait and switch

She slim slammed me. She told me one thing expected and then in same breathe gave me bad news.

by Kobabe November 21, 2017