When you're trying to figure out whether doing something is a good idea or not, there are various rules that come in to play, such as Have Fun, Do No Harm, Have Fun (again), What Happens in Vegas, etc.
Rule Zero, the rule that always comes before all the others, the most important, basic rule of doing anything is: "Don't be on fire."
Rule Zero, the rule that always comes before all the others, the most important, basic rule of doing anything is: "Don't be on fire."
- I can't get this bbq to light.
- Here, use some petrol.
- I am not breaking Rule Zero to cook a burger.
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- Hey, let's see what happens if I fill my foreskin with lighter fluid and light it.
- I am invoking Rule... wait... yeah, go ahead, that'll be funny.
- Here, use some petrol.
- I am not breaking Rule Zero to cook a burger.
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- Hey, let's see what happens if I fill my foreskin with lighter fluid and light it.
- I am invoking Rule... wait... yeah, go ahead, that'll be funny.
by tbrd June 16, 2010
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guy - Oh. My. God.
girl - what?
guy - I just saw a rule 34 for my mother.
guy 2 - do you like it? made it myself.
girl - I'm leaving now.
girl - what?
guy - I just saw a rule 34 for my mother.
guy 2 - do you like it? made it myself.
girl - I'm leaving now.
by rule 34 gundam lover January 12, 2011
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If you're a teen or preteen girl on YouTube and you take requests or dares, sooner or later, someone will ask you to show your feet. NO EXCEPTIONS.
lollytolly: I take requests!
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A rule usually said in conjunction with Rule 34. Mostly seen in oekakis and other similar sites.
A rule usually said in conjunction with Rule 34. Mostly seen in oekakis and other similar sites.
1: I didn't find Rule 34 for Thomas the Tank Engine.
2: rule 35, fag. i drew my own.
1: FFFFFUUUUUUUU--
2: rule 35, fag. i drew my own.
1: FFFFFUUUUUUUU--
by Blaze1289 July 30, 2009
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When applied, all other religious actions will be nullified, and only the devil's worship will be available.
When applied, all other religious actions will be nullified, and only the devil's worship will be available.
(How it is used.)
Priest: Sir, this is a Catholic Church, please pray and respect our religion.
Random Man: Rule 666 man.
Priest: ALL HAIL THE DEVIL.
Priest: Sir, this is a Catholic Church, please pray and respect our religion.
Random Man: Rule 666 man.
Priest: ALL HAIL THE DEVIL.
by FreddyFuckBoy1987 January 8, 2016
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bro: "Sweet man and bro code:rule 6 I get front seat til death"
bro: "Sweet man and bro code:rule 6 I get front seat til death"
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