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Rule Zero

When you're trying to figure out whether doing something is a good idea or not, there are various rules that come in to play, such as Have Fun, Do No Harm, Have Fun (again), What Happens in Vegas, etc.

Rule Zero, the rule that always comes before all the others, the most important, basic rule of doing anything is: "Don't be on fire."
- I can't get this bbq to light.
- Here, use some petrol.
- I am not breaking Rule Zero to cook a burger.

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- Hey, let's see what happens if I fill my foreskin with lighter fluid and light it.
- I am invoking Rule... wait... yeah, go ahead, that'll be funny.
by tbrd June 16, 2010
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rule 34

Anything and Everything on the internet has been made into a porn. You just have to look hard enough. Only exceptions are as follows:
>Chuck Norris (duh)
>Rule 34 (you can't rule 34 rule 34)
>Abstract objects (you can't rule 34 happiness)
guy - Oh. My. God.
girl - what?
guy - I just saw a rule 34 for my mother.
guy 2 - do you like it? made it myself.
girl - I'm leaving now.
by rule 34 gundam lover January 12, 2011
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rule 89

If you're a teen or preteen girl on YouTube and you take requests or dares, sooner or later, someone will ask you to show your feet. NO EXCEPTIONS.
lollytolly: I take requests!
footboy1971: COULD YOU SHOW YOUR PRETTY FEET?
someotherguy: Lolly, he's asking to see your feet! Watch out for rule 89!
by yourballsdammit December 1, 2009
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Rule 334

If you have no game, then don't waste the time of the people who do.
Dude, you just airballed. Rule 334 says get off the court.

Homie, she's out of your league. Rule 334 says its someone elses turn to try.
by Sugadaddy1086 March 30, 2010
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Rule 35

"If porn of it doesn't exist, porn will be made of it."

A rule usually said in conjunction with Rule 34. Mostly seen in oekakis and other similar sites.
1: I didn't find Rule 34 for Thomas the Tank Engine.

2: rule 35, fag. i drew my own.

1: FFFFFUUUUUUUU--
by Blaze1289 July 30, 2009
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rule 666

Rule 666 is the definition and embodiment of the devil, and any activities involving satanism.
When applied, all other religious actions will be nullified, and only the devil's worship will be available.
(How it is used.)
Priest: Sir, this is a Catholic Church, please pray and respect our religion.
Random Man: Rule 666 man.
Priest: ALL HAIL THE DEVIL.
by FreddyFuckBoy1987 January 8, 2016
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bro code:rule 6

any bro calling for front seat forever is allowed if they are among the first 10 bro's to see the owner bro's car
owner bro: "Bro I just got my car look at the vinyl"
bro: "Sweet man and bro code:rule 6 I get front seat til death"
by Chicagoboss September 5, 2011
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