Relationship Valet

A liaison for busy people to handle minor and major relationship time management issues

“I’m still at work and busy. I will send the Relationship Valet to handle it.”

by NuclearBeast September 1, 2021

Relationship Dick

Dick so good you can't let anyone else have it.

"I've never fucked some who did not want to be with me, I have relationship dick"

by bluewrite September 17, 2023

Relationship

The thing two people are in they like each other. Often to have a good relationship the two people have to be like best friends when they’re with each other. Relationships can lead to love and they excuse the fact that the other person is a potato, can’t flirt, gets it wrong sometimes. It’s something I want.

I wish I was in a relationship with ***** because I really him
He is really cute isn’t he

by lsiplaytula February 2, 2019

Asynchronous relationship

When you and your partner live near each other but have such conflicting schedules it requires careful planning of calls and visits similar to a long distance relationship.

My boyfriend is about to work evenings and weekends, we’re gonna be asynchronous through the end of April.

I’m a bartender and my girlfriend is a teacher. We are in an asynchronous relationship.

by ayab0t March 11, 2025

in relationship

Not you.

normal friend: ,,oh boi i love my gf, im so happy i'm in relationship with her"
you weeb ass: ,,who the fuck is talking i dont even have friends?"

by NothingSpecial420 February 12, 2020

Eclipse Relationship

a brief but important and beautiful relationship; the break up is usually mutual

Alex: Yeah me and Reagan just broke up. It was an eclipse relationship. It didn’t last forever but it was amazing.

by catinawalmartbag May 5, 2024

Subfugitive relationship

A Sub-par relationship with a fugitive.

We’re going on 3 mounths in our “subfugitive relationship” since he was sprung from prison.

by LL3Y December 11, 2023