Mcdonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Bill: I tried dating some chick I met at Target the other day but it turned out to be a dude and he hit me in the eye with his dick!
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...

by Dr.FartScientist October 03, 2020

Relationship Body

The state of ultimate comfort in a relationship where all standards of self image are abandoned under the idea that your significant other will love you regardless of your appearance

Jared has gained weight since he started dating Susan, he totally has a relationship body.

by Trombowen66 June 01, 2018

relationship

something that doesn't last very long and normally found as "dating"

These two nibbas gon be in a two day relationship.

by FaZe_Kneegar February 01, 2019

Dollar Store Relationship

A relationship that is so generic and basic it's like buying pop tarts from the dollar store

My sisters relationship with her boyfriend is so generic and basic it's like a dollar store relationship.

by HerbADerb March 20, 2016

Relationshipped

so you want to say that someone dated, but you want to say it in style...

'relationshipped' is the new word for this.

Henry and Lydia relationshipped for a long time

by louisrobinson4 October 14, 2022

Relationship

When two people love each other unconditionally and decide to become more then friends.

For example “that Jonathan guy really likes Rindee.” “Yeah. I’m really surprised they aren’t in a relationship yet”

by Rosieposey May 12, 2020

McDonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Bill: I went out on a date with a chick last night but she turned out to be a dude and hit me in the eye with her dangus!

Seamus: Bill, you have to stop it with this McDonald's relationship problem you have.

Bill: We get married next week...

by Dr.FartScientist October 03, 2020