French Queef

When you nuts deep in a hairy french gal and the beans catch up to her then boom. french queef.

Oh damn BRO, i was dick deep in camille, and that bitch pulled a french queef.

French Queef by jamwkqwk November 14, 2016

Zimbabwean Bologna queef 

A sex act. Although details are widely disputed, the Zimbabwean Bologna queef is when a man's foreskin is pulled back by use of the eyelids.

The word queef was used in the name due to similarities in fluttery splurft sounds, or so allege many of the leading experts.

Few claim the eyelid strength to successfully complete such an endevour.

There is said to be a mystical dojo atop mt. Fuji, where grueling and rigorous training prepares one for the life achievement of a proper Zimbabwean Bologna queef.

As if he wasn't surprised enough after 'the hook' I made him smell chloroform and woke him up from the prison party with a Zimbabwean Bologna queef.

Zimbabwean Bologna queef by Bonknob November 5, 2013

belly queef

When air gets trapped in belly fat fold where the belly button lies and is released making a queef like sound

Oh my god this fat guy just belly queefed in my ear

belly queef by ThomasOT and The leprechaun November 9, 2010

thunder queef 

When someone has a bad case of the queefs. Or when thunder and lightening comes out of the vagina after or durning giving birth to a baby. Or a queef that is so loud that it sounds like thunder.

Dammmn son look at that those thunder queefs! We need a doplar system for that shit.

thunder queef by Bochickawowowow November 16, 2007

football queef 

when mike is playing football he gets tackled, his legs go out and he makes a wet fart noise

aww did you see that wicked football queef by mike

football queef by bobby o bobby September 25, 2009

Ass queef 

when a girl tries to blame a fart during sex as a queef usually to no avail because of the smell

what was that
just a queef keep going
since when have your queefs smelt like ass and muffins I'm calling Ass queef! (leave room)
Awww i wasnt finished. Where's that Carrot

Ass queef by watthefrukbitch May 2, 2009

Ass Queef 

Pretty much, just another word for a fart. If you want to be more immature about it, just use the word Ass queef.

Fu*king A! Why did you have to fuggin release your ass queef right in my face! Fu*k!

Ass Queef by Tits McGee *bitch* August 31, 2006