happy pants

When a man has an erection in his pants and it is fairly noticable

Billy woke up with happy pants!

by Celli3 May 5, 2006

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oops I crapped my pants

adult diaper that promises to hold "a lot of dung" (as demonstrated in the tv commercial, when a gallon of iced tea was pored into the diaper to simulate the amount of feces it can hold).

by LN July 19, 2003

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Whore pants or Whorepants are really short shorts that are similar to daisy dukes but they aren't necessarily made from denim. the difference between Daisy Dukes and Whore pants is Whore pants is when they are made from denim they are not frayed at the leg opening instead they have a hem because they were made to be really really small where daisy dukes are just jeans that have the legs cut off.

Jay- Hey look at that chick wearing those Daisy Dukes.
Tim- Those ain't daisy dukes those are Whore pants.
Jay- Oh.

by cuntmustard August 10, 2007

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mumble pants

Pants that are so tight you can see the lips moving but you can't make out what they are saying

Did you see that hotty in the mumble pants, she is fine

by gum13y June 23, 2008

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pecker pants

Pecker pants are not flood pants, as indicated by the other guy.

Pecker pants are any loose fitting pants such as sweat pants, pjs, track pants, etc that are worn with no underwear.

Ur pecker bulges out like a sore thumb, really noticeably.

Mom: OMG son, I can see your junk thru those pants!

Son: Mom, u suck! Stop checking out my meatspin when I come down the stairs.

Mom: Well stop wearing those pecker pants and I'll get back to making u cookies.

by foogan October 18, 2008

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