Polish pencil push

As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.

Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.

by Scotty Nice January 15, 2021

Push me pull you

Push Me Pull You
noun
A sexual position where two guys align midsection-to-midsection, one face-up and one face-down, with each simultaneously penetrating the other’s asshole. Both partners grab each other’s feet to leverage the push-pull action, syncing up the thrust like a perverted seesaw. Equal effort—or equal laziness—is key.

"Last night Steve was lazy and wanted to be bottom too, so we locked feet for a push me pull you and made it work."

by Harryhazapony April 05, 2025

push mower

When a girl has such a large bush that you have to push it out of the way to go down on her.

Jenny keeps it au natural so I had to push mower her to get it started

by LeroyJethroTullywick March 11, 2016

Push-over

Some random little turd with no personality of themselves living in bits and pieces of people around them have no opinions and hobbies of themself and becomes a side kick just to be a part of stuff and not be a pathetic loser but people still see them as a pathetic loser

Eg. Nerds with zero action (push-over)

by Suidophile January 18, 2023

pushing through the paper

When one wipes their ass and their finger goes through the paper, touching the poop and butthole.

Oh no I was accidentally pushing through the paper and now I have doodle-fingers!!

by cupramen November 10, 2017

piston pushes

When she bounces on your little weenie while you thrust up.

Three more Piston pushes babe.

by Big Richard 114 May 12, 2017

Pushing jelly

Pushing jelly refers to handling a messy, hard-to-control task where progress is slow and things often fall apart. Unlike moving a solid object, it requires patience and small, careful nudges to keep things together and guide them in the right direction.

Managing cross-team alignment without clear ownership? That’s not project management, it’s pushing jelly.

by Vernism April 18, 2025