puppy card

Using the fact that you have a cute dog/puppy to attract girls

I thought she was losing interest, so I had to pull out the puppy card for another chance.

by Ana_L June 26, 2017

Puppy

A puppy is a cute bundle of happiness that needs to be loved and fed

Did you see that puppy she looks so adorable I just want to hug her

by Some Random Guy From Maryland November 12, 2020

sick puppy

A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.

Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.

by elfinmajik November 13, 2017

mutt puppy

One who has no skill or brain,who acts like an idiot or says stupid things. Lacks in Good looks and is bad with the ladies.

Ex: Levi can't handle his liquor, what a mutt puppy.

by Dupes05 March 1, 2017

Snow Puppy

Like a snow-bunny, but simply the male version

“When I die ima go to snow puppy heaven” - dr umar (not a real quote, based off song named “snow bunny heaven”)

by big man my man May 2, 2024

Doomed Puppy

A character inserted into a stories plot solely to gain the love and support of the audience before being subjected to unfortunate circumstances for the sake of adding emotional weight to the story.

Bob was such a doomed puppy in season two of Stranger Things.

by Wricks July 2, 2022

Sloppy Puppy

When you’re fucking a shorty that’s tiny and she be hella naughty like a little sloppy puppy

“Damn bitch you little sloppy puppy”

by Watermelon tits October 10, 2021