Quid Pro Quip

Derived from the Latin phrase “Quid Pro Quo” (this for that), Quid Pro Quip is a style of conversation in which persons exchange witticisms or gibes.

Mom: “Get out of bed, John! We’re going to church.”
John: “Fuck no, I’m hungover.”
Mom: “Don’t you want to be a good Christian?”

John: “Shit mom…Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.”
Mom: “I will fucking end you if we have to go quid pro quip on a Sunday morning…”

by grow6629 February 20, 2011

Pro Jackass

Person who executes the dumbest actions with such proficiency, observers are frozen in awe and are unable to reproduce such actions without extensive practice or training.

Turning the the wrong way on to a "One Way" street, on the phone and cursing the folks who got it right. That's a Pro Jackass, you can't be that dumb without practice and dedication.

by TZA_Unlimited May 12, 2011

[Pro

When someone goes above just being pro.

Randy is so pro

by Mr.Lemonade November 25, 2011

Pro piping

Pro piping is what the UNIT clan of CoD calls it when useing the grenade launcher. Also refurred to by the elite few of UNIT clan as Laying Pipe

Keegan121610: Hey SarKIS11, guess what I'm going to do this game?
SarKIS11: what?
Keegan121610: I'm going to go pro piping on all these Noobs!
SarKIS11: Yes!! Lay Pipe big boy!!!!

by UNIT CLAN June 22, 2011

pro-oatmeal

protein oatmeal, can also be mixed with, (protein, roids, creatine, hgh, glutamine, test boosters, and nitric oxide.)

me and the bros hit the gym early in the AM, before we went to get chicks. We ate our daily bowl of pro-oatmeal so we'd look super swoll.

by brolife July 13, 2011

Pro Strober

Professional Strober.....Basically one who never stops partying and being high on life

Reisa Elden is the definition of Pro Strober.

by LalaSnooks November 7, 2011

pro concentrate

The state at which an old online game gets. Its when the game is old enough for all the noobs to move on to a different game, and not get any fresh players, so all that are left are the hardcore game addicts and hackers. It happened to all the previous COD and Halo games, and it'll happen to all the new releases eventualy! It's the bane of all nostalgic gamers who just want another taster of the good old days, but get ruthlessly slaughtered instead.

"Dude, how about we play Halo 3 like we used to?"

"Nah dude, its a pro concentrate now, we'll get raped."

by KaKaKaKunga September 1, 2012