Potato Wifi

To have either Irish or really crappy Wifi

Dude, you're slowing the whole server down with your potato Wifi

by Zach Steber September 12, 2017

Potato Pancake

When a fat woman faints on top of you during sex, and you suffocate either in boob or armpit.

A: Did you see what they put on Tod's tombstone? B: No what did they put? A: Poor bastard died of a potato pancake may he live for ever in his pleasure of obesity.

by state_of_self_destruction July 9, 2017

Bombay Potato

The sexual act in which one male inserts his penis into another males anal cavitiy whilst said man 'farts' one upon his partners balls.

Gurpal; what is a bombay potato?

Oh sanjay! its when you put your cock up my ass and i fart on your balls!

by Beatsnpieces August 22, 2011

chest potatoes

Boobs

Wow I need some baby gravy on your chest potatoes

by Pornopoet May 11, 2016

Potato Fish

A particularly bad memory

I've got a memory like a potato fish

by DanC22 August 31, 2020

Whoredi-potato

A chick named with a name such a high Dee, who is overweight, has no morals and is a whore. She unfortunately looks like a potato...

If I continue eating so much pizza, I'll soon look like a Whoredi-potato

by MandiJay83 January 25, 2018

potato heading

Hiding narcotics or other objects in one's butt. This comes from the Toy Story movies in which Mr. Potato Head stores objects in his rear compartment.

At the airport the dealer was potato heading in order to keep his drugs safe from the security.

by Jarvis Tisdale July 20, 2010