porn chowder

Mixture of both male and female reproductive body fluids. As seen in pornographic movies.

You what would be nasty? Eating a bowl of porn chowder.

by chuck master funk April 25, 2005

Porn Neck

A stiff neck caused by staring at porn on a computer screen for too long while searching for the right girl/ angle/position combination. Typically Porn Neck associated with laptops is not as severe as Porn Neck associated with a desktop.

Last night, on the hunt, I was in the mood to find a close up of an 18 year old asian girl getting slammed reverse cow-girl with an anal cream pie finish. Usually on the Videobox this doesn't take me all that long, but last nights girl search took so long I got a serious case of the dreaded porn neck. Virgins of the Screen #1 Scene 5, staring Evelyn Lin saved me from really injuring myself.

by Berkules May 20, 2008

porn face

A woman who isn't beautiful or pretty, but could definitely appear in a pornographic movie.

"Gretchen Wilson has porn face!"

by j.e.t. January 2, 2009

porn clown

A person, usually female, who has had a large amount of plastic surgery or other body modifications specifically for a job in the adult entertainment industry.

Barbara got a DD boob job, bleached her asshole, got her clit pierced and injected botulism toxin into her forehead, turning her into the prototypical porn clown. She is the epitome of the modern empowered woman.

by Clyde Greentree April 6, 2010

Porn Explosion

The large amount of porn web addresses that appear when you type a letter into your search bar, due to previous searches

Oh man, i just typed p in google and there was a porn explosion on my screen.

I was just at andy's house and when he started searching for 'tiles', there was a teen porn explosion

by PornExplosion October 31, 2009

Lounge Porn

Strange and subversive porn one would only watch in a social setting for laughs

You wanna get some friends together and watch some lounge porn?

Sure, have you seen pterodactyl porn?

by MCnefarious Nude March 17, 2009

Charity Porn

When people look at charity pictures they've received after donating and feel good about how they've helped, but in reality they really did nothing outside of donating money.

Isabel - Have you seen Jame's new photo he received after donating to help save kids a third world country?

Louis - Yea - its Charity Porn. He didn't actually do anything besides opening his wallet.

by Jonzun October 28, 2016