Poo O'clock

Needing to poo

Bob: I need to poo, it must be Poo O'clock

by sad_lil_b3an June 17, 2018

Moist poo

1. an excrement in which the gas or vapor turns into a liquid, creating condensation.

2. A watery defecation.

"Due to this mornings dew my yard was covered in moist poo from the neighbors dog making nightly visits."
"All of that PBR last night resulted in a case of moist poo."

by ETeezy January 18, 2010

piss poo

to urinate and have a bowel movement at the same time

mainly for women whilst having a piss a log sneaks out the back door dam i took a piss poo

by ccfc1987 October 31, 2011

Poo Lube

Fingering someone in the ass, only using poo as lube.

Jayson: I am going to stick a finger up your ass and only use poo lube.

by BUTT0N August 6, 2018

poo porridge

What you shit like after a night of drinking...the consistency of porridge

That shit was totally sunday poo porridge

by jnh October 28, 2006

poo look

the look of shame that you and a stranger share whilst in a toilet after taking a shit. an awkward poo tension of embarrassment and satisfaction.

awh mate, i just took a heavy shit, it was pretty rough going and the guy next to me gave me a right poo look.

by thom alexander October 11, 2007

counter poo

when one friend texts another a picture of poo, said friend must "counter poo" in order to retain respect

"Aw dawg, ho just cent me poo pride, now i gotta muster up some counter poo"

by amanda2169 November 3, 2011