Wong-ping

A deep, round pan used for cooking exquisite meals like homemade ramen, fried rice, and many more mouth watering dishes.

Me: I used a wong-ping for the first time and it was awesome!

You: You mean a wok pan?

Me: Kimloff dude, It’s called a wong-ping you Tiddy knuckle

You: What the fuck does “Kimloff” and “Tiddy knuckle” mean?

Me: look it up

by Mastershidder April 13, 2021

cracket ping pong

marker used for boinking, big fat milky.

Girl 1: Hey dude, do you wanna use cracket ping pong today?
Guy1: Haha, sure. You sure are kinky

by joemamaestinexistante April 28, 2021

Taiwanese Ping Pong

The act between two individuals slapping either their penis or strap-on together until one says uncle

“Did you hear what that Chris did with his girl? They did Taiwanese Ping Pong and he tapped out by slap #4”

by Dr the Mr Buttcheeks May 2, 2021

eyeball ping-pong

When two people are taking turns making awkward glances at each other but avoiding direct eye contact; Person 1 will look at Person 2, usually with a side-eye, until the Person 2 looks at Person 1, at which point Person 1 quickly looks away and the cycle starts over. The continuous back-and-forth resembles that of a game of ping-pong. Typically indicates some kind of tension between the two involved parties.

Guy 1: Dude, I saw my ex yesterday.

Guy 2: Yikes, how did that go?

Guy 1: It actually wasn’t that awkward, but we were doing a lot of eyeball ping-pong. I wonder if there’s still anything there.

Guy 2: There's not, you’re just an idiot.

by BandH8r May 18, 2021

Paki Ping

When someone has a bad internet connection, often recognized in games.

This guy is lagging, he has a paki ping

by rustamk October 13, 2021

God ping

A sarcastic way of describing how shitty yours or another persons ping is in an online game. Commonly used for whenever someone has really high ping and it's extremely hard to kill them.

I have God ping. I'm so strong right now.

This dude is literally just eating my bullets, he's got God ping.

by Riley Ruiner October 31, 2021

bao ping

she’s da best. she’s the sweetest girl you will ever meet and the one you will remember forever.

bao ping is da best

by not our pseudonym November 22, 2021