Parker

An asshole who can't treat his girlfriend right so her gay bff is going to steal her.

Person 1: hey did you hear whatbahppend with parker?
Person 2: yeah, apparently hes an asshole so his girlfriend left him for her friend.

by Tear_Ramen September 15, 2021

Parker

stupid anti social bitch who cheats on people with mathew

Look at that stupid shity bitch parker

by weeeeeeeeedick September 20, 2021

Parker LeGoff

That one dude that has a massively small cock. He loves sophomore girls named Aven and loves watching truck videos. He also goes by the name Zartak!!

Holy Cow!! It Parker LeGoff!!
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.

by JLB55 November 2, 2021

Parker

just a nigga with a rocket launcher

parker

by dumbassjames November 2, 2021

parkers_records

Everyone’s favorite record TikTok account and a huge Lana stan. Everyone loves Parker because she is so funny and says “yall” funny.

“Omg! Did you see that record parkers_records has?”

“Yes omg I’m robbing her.”

by Lanadelflop August 25, 2021

parker

a parker is probably one of the most beautiful people in the world,
they are super kind absolutely adorable and iltsm </3

friend: yo bro who got you smilin like that??
me: a parker.

by emofajry (aka fraise) August 26, 2021

Parkerparentphobia or ppp

When you are deadly afraid of Francis Parker adults are they may be to loud or to enthusiastic but what ever it is it’s terrifying!

John We’re you at the game last night?

Claire I sure was but I had to leave early
John Why
Claire My parkerparentphobia or ppp was acting up:/

by spiritualbxtch August 27, 2021