(if you are under 18 drinking vodka)
Police: That is illegal if you're under 18.
You: Fuck off, get some friends, and get your social life, let us have ours!
Police: Who needs friends?
You: Someone with a life, get one.
Police: That is illegal if you're under 18.
You: Fuck off, get some friends, and get your social life, let us have ours!
Police: Who needs friends?
You: Someone with a life, get one.
by It's none of your business January 11, 2005
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"Hey what's up man?"
"Oh not much, just reading this newspaper, some total police brewtality."
"Oh really? Read it to me, I think you have a great newscasting voice and persona!"
"Orlando, FL (AP)-- A man driving south on the interstate just outside of Orlando International Airport crashed into a police car in oncoming traffic. It was discovered his blood alcohol level was just over .350, a perfectly safe driving BAC."
"Oh not much, just reading this newspaper, some total police brewtality."
"Oh really? Read it to me, I think you have a great newscasting voice and persona!"
"Orlando, FL (AP)-- A man driving south on the interstate just outside of Orlando International Airport crashed into a police car in oncoming traffic. It was discovered his blood alcohol level was just over .350, a perfectly safe driving BAC."
by Ralph "Scone" Albertson April 9, 2007
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1. The practice of avoiding words or phrases that are associated with stereotypes and unsupported assumptions about groups of people, or that inadvertently reinforce them. See sexism, racism. 2. A term used by conservatives who want to complain when people complain about their sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted remarks, often with the suggestion that the offended person has no right to express their own opinion. See: dog whistle, see: free speech is a two way street.
1. We prefer the term "Native American" instead of "Indian" because it is both historically accurate and shows respect their much longer presence in this country.
2. Female executives are fine, except they all need a really good executive assistant one week a month. If you don't think that's funny, you are just being "politically correct."
2. Female executives are fine, except they all need a really good executive assistant one week a month. If you don't think that's funny, you are just being "politically correct."
by Henry V September 17, 2015
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Cuture of corruption, sexism, rascism and there the good policeman. Too busy working for the crooks to do anything good for society.
by Neddy Smith October 21, 2003
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by Jeremiah June 27, 2004
Get the Police mug.1. The people with the shiny badge and gun.
2. People that put up all that yellow tape.
3. People that shove you away when you try to see whats happening on the other side of the yellow tape.
4. People that yell at you for no good reason and make you
feel bad.
5. People you run from when you did something wrong or something that will make them mad.
2. People that put up all that yellow tape.
3. People that shove you away when you try to see whats happening on the other side of the yellow tape.
4. People that yell at you for no good reason and make you
feel bad.
5. People you run from when you did something wrong or something that will make them mad.
Bob: Look its a police officer
Jimmy: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Jimmy: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week.
Jimmy: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Jimmy: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week.
by $LAYER November 17, 2005
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Two political math classics in the recreational math literature, which condones bigotry and racism are:
1. A Turkish bath has 30 visitors in a day. The fee for Jews is 3 dirhams, for Christians 2 dirhams, and for Muslims 1/2 dirham. Thirty dirhams were earned by the bath. How many Christians, Jews, and Muslims attended?
2. A sinking ship must cast off passengers to survive. There are 15 Christians and 15 Turks aboard. The captain, himself a Christian, arranges the passengers in a circle where every ninth person will be thrown overboard. How should he make the arrangement so that the Christians survive?
1. A Turkish bath has 30 visitors in a day. The fee for Jews is 3 dirhams, for Christians 2 dirhams, and for Muslims 1/2 dirham. Thirty dirhams were earned by the bath. How many Christians, Jews, and Muslims attended?
2. A sinking ship must cast off passengers to survive. There are 15 Christians and 15 Turks aboard. The captain, himself a Christian, arranges the passengers in a circle where every ninth person will be thrown overboard. How should he make the arrangement so that the Christians survive?
by MathPlus November 23, 2020
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