social pariah

A resident of the North East town of Middlesbrough. Scum, Scally, Ignoramus, Imbecile, Smog Monster and many many more of these fine words describe the plankton that populate this town. If you ever go there, keep a close eye on your stuff, it will go missing.

by Si September 16, 2003

Patrick

A Gaystarfish, A BMX rider, a charming man that likes crunchy taco's, he takes his sister to get jack in the box a lot, he is short, loves mountain dew, and smokes a lot of pot

Was that Patrick?
Yes, he was going to jack in the box with Courtney.

by GCP2davis October 21, 2011

Patrick

Patrick is a tall, tan, and somewhat muscular man, but is the biggest fucker in the world. He might seem cool and fun but once you get with him, he will do your mom. He doesnt care about anyones feelings and only tries to get in bed with every girl and he thinks he is hot stuff once you get to know him.

Girl 1: Wow Patrick seems pretty cool
Girl 2: Dont ever say that again, he is the biggest fucker in the world, I thought that too but he ended up doing my mom.

by theguywiththebiggestdick November 24, 2010

Patrick

Normally a huge doucher. Usually can be seen executing the "front tuck" while walking around trying to look like a hardass. Also, most Patricks feel as if they can "claim" any woman they want.

ME: "I think im gonna ask Michelle to the movies"
PATRICK: "bahah dude your such a fag because i claimed her like two weeks ago"

by doggystyle dan March 30, 2010

patrickgasm

One says this word instead of screamign very loudly "I LOVE PATRICK STUMP!" ten or fifteen times in sucession.

(Patrick Stump is the lead singer/guitarist of the popular pop-punk group Fall Out Boy. This phrase is most commonly used by the boardies on the FOB Rock Message Board.)

If one sees a sexy picture of Mr.Stump, one says, "Oh my god, Patrickgasm!"

by PaigeyMcDoodle October 5, 2007

Patrick

flaming gomer who has no life outside of the walls of his mothers house despite the fact that he is 22 years old. Has no future career other then night manager at wal mart. his patheticism reaches levels to were he tends to spend more time,money, and sexual release on his shitty car and COD. BE WARNED: to all those looking to develop a relationship with a Patrick you must have skillz of equal or greater quality then his mother possesses in the areas of cooking chicken fingers and fries(his only meal) and be able to take chicken off of bones.

hey girl you should of met my last boyfriend he was a real patrick.

by I lovee Hats December 28, 2010

patriarchy

A confusing system in which men have power (good job, lots of money, strength, good education) and expect women to be submissive (have no job/make little money, weak, be kinda smart but not too smart).

Josh: "All girls want from a man is money."
Matt: "That's how patriarchy works! I mean you wouldn't want to be with a girl who was smarter, stronger, or made more many than you! Right?!"

by hollywoodcole November 30, 2015