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PMS

when a girl is on her period and gets mad when you say something that would normally just piss her off a little bit.
this is probably because she's experiencing horrible cramps while at the same time being accused of using her period as an excuse not to please her man.
whoever thinks a period is torture for MEN is seriously misguided. swallow a ravenous squirrel, sit there until it claws itself out while a tampon is up your ass and maybe you'll feel differently.
not all girls go through bad PMS, like me, for instance. i'm lucky that way, I usually just curl up in pain and try to avoid any talking.
by ihateperiods. January 31, 2008
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PMS (Police Menstrual Syndrome)

The period at the end of the month when police act like bastards and give more tickets to fill their quotas. If you come across a female in this situation, you're totally fucked.
Dan: "Dude I'm drivin to Florida tomorrow."
Tim: "Ya well watch out for cops with PMS, it's the 31st."
by Willy March 21, 2005
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PMS

PMS stands for premenstrual Syndrome. Guys often refer it to the worst time of the month and think that every time that a girl is mad that they're pmsing. PMSing includes cramps, tiredness and crying about a blanket that doesn't cover your feet.
Sally: ugh why can't you just do this right Jim!
Jim: someone's pmsing
Sally: ( - J - )
by Grandgab August 7, 2017
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super pms

The exreme pms that comes every 6 months in a girls life
Wow, Amy is really pmsing, it must be super pms!
by Jack May 13, 2005
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Check Your PM's

A passive-aggressive, attention-whoring way of letting a message board community know you are secretly deliberating, commiserating or recruiting with certain, specific members of said community in order to gain sympathy.
member#1: "I can't believe this is happening to me here!"

member#2: "Member 1, check your pm's!"

member#3: "Why not just say it publicly?"

member#2: "I want everybody to know that we have SEKRETS!"
by Donald Lubbock July 26, 2009
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PMD

Put Me D, the act of getting someone(typically a friend) to introduce you to a guy/girl for you so u can get their number n stuff.
Hey your sister is really cute, you should totally “pmd”. No way man!!! That’s my sister!!
by Themoreyouknowmom April 13, 2018
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PMS

(Pre Menstral Sydrome)

The time of the month when a girl has her period. She becomes bloated has stomach aches, head aches, becomes moody because her hormones go fucking crazy (remember being a teenager?), and to top it all off, bleeds uncontrollably out her vagina. This can begin as early as age eight (Nature is an unforgiving bitch) or as late as the age sixteen (Nature taugths those who got their curse in third grade) Sometimes earlier or later.

Most men often do not understand this because they have never expirenced it and often say that she is just being a bitchy cunt because she can be.
(btw most guys that I met that even have a small headcold are really bitchy and lash out at every one so I think that men would be way worse then women at having PMS, but maybe thats just the guys I know)
by Sparkiee February 2, 2008
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