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national orgasm day

A day where you have the best orgasm of your life. This day is on April 10th
Dude today's national orgasm day! Can't wait to hang with my girl.
by Pleasedontaskmethis April 7, 2017
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orgasm

For Men: A great feeling at the end of sex. The releasing of endorphines, which gives a euphoric feeling

For Women: What orgasm?
Mint(♂): Wow, what a great orgasm i had last night with fat free Captain Morgans

Julip(♀): WTF Is an Orgasm????

Bennifer Vaugniston(☿):lispHey you guysss/lisp

Both: GTFO Herm!!!!
by Fuctosis August 10, 2006
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female orgasm

Does not exist. At all. Ever.
Girl having sex:I'M CUMMING!!
Man doing her: LIAR!!
by Kouichi December 28, 2004
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German Organ-Pound

A sex act in which one first removes anothers organ(s) and then uses it to pleasure the other person, be they male or female.
-Man, jane to german organ-pound in the morgue. I hope she's single!

-german organ-pounding is quite nice on a hot day after lunch.
by Jyran Damb June 11, 2006
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Instant orgasm

when a hot guy passes by..you say WHOA DAG INSTANT ORGASM...spread the word ya heard
WHOA DAG..hes an instatn orgasm!
by YOU KNOW HOW I ROLL March 2, 2003
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organic dental floss

Commonly known to the 'uncouth' and 'unrefined' as - PUBES/PUBIC HAIR!
During oral sex, take time to remove any debris in the teeth using organic dental floss - natures way of ensuring fresh breath (except first thing in the morning, of course)!! Ewwww!
by AyEsHaH September 7, 2005
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organic mum

a term used for the mum at the school gates who thinks she is better than other mums because she feeds her children soya milk and seeds and their children attend every possible school club and the whole weekend consists of ferrying their children to dance,piano,cello lessons,they also look down on other mums who may feed their children just as well and be really bright,nice people because they buy there children sweets or take them to pizza hut every now and then.The organic mums usually stay in groups consisting of only other organic mums.
They check foods at other childrens birthday partys for e-numbers and throw away any sweets found in party bags.
The also make other mums feel stupid for not attending uni or having some sort of formal qualifications.
They do not like cockneys or south-east london mums because they think they are all chavs even though they are normal working class mums.
organic mum"oh hi edward would like to have bobby round for tea one day after school"
South-east born london mum"oh lovely,yeah mate thats fine when was you thinking love"
organic mum"oh actually,i will have to check with my partner for a suitable date" organic mum is thinking >>run away,run away she said love!oh deary me!!!......what a chav....
by PISSEDoff_workingclassMRS.... January 18, 2011
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