running on retard

When a lack of sleep/ energy causes a fully functional adult to 'zone-out', become forgetful or impatient, and possibly run in to furniture/ walls.

EXAMPLE:

'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.

by TaTa Bondage January 17, 2011

thumb and run

When a man takes his thumb and inserts it into the female vagina, then soon after pulls it out and puts it in his mouth.
Also see lick and leave.

Yeah he totally gave her the thumb and run last night, I feel bad for him.

by Enrique747 January 8, 2009

Circle Run

An annual summer tradition among male expatriates residing in Moscow, Russia. The event involves the consumption of one beer (0.5L) outside each of the stations on line #5 Koltsevaya (Кольцевая) of the Moskovsky metropoliten subway system. The Koltsevaya line performs a loop around the center of Moscow which allows the event to start and end at the same location. At each respective subway station, the beer may be consumed in a restaurant, bar or purchased at a kiosk and consumed on the street - but never more than 150 meters from the entrance to the respective station. Highlights of the run include conversations with inebriated homeless locals, avoiding eye contact with police officials, and heated debates over the appropriate locale for the post-run celebration. In order to be socially responsible during the event, participants very often volunteer to help tutor certain single females met along the way to improve their English language abilities.

The 2010 Circle Run occurring on 25 June 2010.

by Circle Hero June 28, 2010

speed run

Accelerating the completion of a task or goal due to stressors.

I was trying to figure out if I wanted to break up with my boyfriend, but then he had a heart attack, so I guess I better speed run my feelings.

by B.Roo June 6, 2021

Dub-Running

The act of parking your car in someones driveway and playing dub step obnoxiously loud until the owner comes out and then driving away

The family was having a peaceful evening until we decide to go dub-running.

by bberry94 June 2, 2012

Billy Run

The act of physically holding your ass-cheeks with your hands and running for dear life, dignity and decency towards the nearest restroom. And why? Because you've really gotta go.

Jeremy: Man, you know, I had a hilarious time yesterday.

Frank: Why's that?

Jeremy: Because me and my girlfriend were at the mall and she had to do a Billy Run. Dammit that was funny!

Frank: HAH!

by THat one guy nobody knows June 27, 2010

mile run

Death

The longest and most painful 10 minutes if your life will be in the mile run.

by life+school=death November 29, 2017