five dollar story

Starting to tell a story, then realizing it has no point or punchline and the only way to save it is to add "and then I found five dollars."

John: A man told me to have a nice day.
Mark: That's it?
John: Yep!
Mark: ... wow, that's a five dollar story.

by Jamaica G April 13, 2008

high five

To place ones hand flat palmed against the wall while sleeping

Everytime Josam sleeps, he high fives the wall.

by KingShacka June 27, 2005

give me a five

To hit the inside of someone's hand with your hand to show that you're very pleased about something. See also "roots me again".

Give me a five, pal!

by Dino March 11, 2005

Spit High Five

a song produced by little liv. With over 2 million on youtube.

Dang spit high five is such a bop bro.

by Jelly Sandwich November 13, 2018

shang-high-five

A Shang-High-Five is when someone steals a high five that was meant for someone else.

Stan: Hey dude that was an awesome bro thing you just did!
Bob: Thanks, bro.
Stan: **Puts up hand for a high five**
Bob: -Recognizes hand for high five is put up-
Fran: **High fives the SHIT out of Stan's hand before Bob can**
Fran (screaming): You just got Shang-High-Fived!"

by elcastigador November 17, 2013

Three Four Five

To drink 3/4 of a fifth.

David: Bro, how much did you drink last night!?
Troy: Dude, I pulled off a three four five.
David: Your were shit faced.
Troy: Fuckk.

by Dwood93 June 28, 2011

Wi-Five ((5))

The online version of a high-five. Abbreviation: ((5)). If an individual expresses a ((5)), it is only right for the other person to aslo express a ((5)). If the other person does not return the ((5)), he or she is leaving you hangin because they do not share your enthusiasm.

-guy #1: Hey dude I won tickets to the show this summer!! Wi-Five ((5))!

-guy #2: No freakin way! ((5))

-guy #1: You're definitely comin with bro!

-guy #2: Hell to tha yes I am! ((5))

-guy #1: ((5))!

-guy #3: Hey can I come too?

-guy # 1: Nope.

-guy #3: ...

by LiamE February 17, 2010