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Fake Awake

When you are running on straight up fumes and buttchugged energy drinks
Yeah bro, i'm feeling fake awake right now.
by Talbor August 9, 2020
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fake friend

They often criticize you for what you can’t control, make rude comments, say hurtful things, only make time for themselves, only call or text you on their own agenda, when you say something important they reply with a single word or oh, they don’t understand what they’re doing is wrong, tell you about something they dislike or someone then go and hang out and love them the next.
“____ is such a fake friend.”
by no beetle jucie November 7, 2019
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fake kickin it

When a person who appears or claims to enjoy hanging out but really are plotting against you.
Crystal: Hey, you still talk to Ryan?
Nikki: No way. He was just fake kickin it!!
by DaddysGirl86 July 20, 2021
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Fake Toxic

If you want to see a fake toxic friendship go to Ella Lawrence and Kayla Duffy. They have the most toxic friendship ever they constantly talk shit on each other they also always cause drama They’re Friends one week and not Friends or next week The only reason their friends again is because Ella always comes crying back to Kayla
if you wanna know how to not be fake toxic do not talk shit on your friends at all if a toxic friendship is Kayla and Ella do not take after them
by Nonamedbitch September 17, 2020
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Fake Depression

Something people do for attention. They pretend to have depression and post sad Bart Simpson edits. Makes people with actual depression feel like shit and can be recognised by bitchiness, listening to those dumb emo lofi songs and whining about how ‘life is an endless source of pain’. Attention whore.
Emily definitely has fake depression. She has 29 friends, she lives in a mansion and she posts sad Bart Simpson edits on her story. What a slag.
by pengopinguin21 July 18, 2021
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Fake Friend

A Person That Uses You For Their Own Benefits, And Only Cares About Them Selfs.
(A Person That You Don’t Need In Your Life.)
Andre is such a Fake Friend I was getting jumped and he ran away!
by ILoveFyeHead February 1, 2020
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Fake Baconing

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.
Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.
by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022
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