by leavethisplace June 30, 2003
An African-American individual who lives beyond his/her means by buying item on credit that he/she cannot afford the payments on.
"Hey dad, Tyrone Watkins just bought a new Bentley!"
"Oh, son, he doesn't OWN it, he's just a porsche monkey"
"Oh, son, he doesn't OWN it, he's just a porsche monkey"
by dookieross November 11, 2006
by The Return of Light Joker January 30, 2011
Although not actually of the ape family, stomach monkeys are to blame for practically all digestive system ailments in human beings when an actual condition cannot be identified.
by Sweet Louis June 12, 2008
by cream of some yung.. January 27, 2003
A girl who u would look at and instantly run away from her man-ish looking face. A very ugly girl, unpleasant to the naked eye, very atrocious looking female.
Man i was walking down the street and i saw dis He-monkey, instantly i projectile vomited everywhere.
by Hudimus November 16, 2010
Someone who consumes an excessive amount of MDMA on a regular basis as part of their night out. They will usually gurn like a lunatic and be completely unaware of their surroundings, often listen to old school, hardcore or cheesy anthems and wearing a shell suit
"I hate going to festivals there is always a bunch of Northern pill monkeys, half of which are on the rob to spoil it for everyone else"
by Ged Carroll November 22, 2003