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Monkey Diddler

by kAELA November 17, 2003
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Monkey Chug

To hang upside down on a clothes line pole whilst consuming copious amounts of beer from a barrel via a tapper hose. Closely related to the keg stand.
My roommate is insane, he just did an 80-second monkey chug!!

I was going to do a keg stand, but I opted for a monkey chug instead because I wanted to impress the ladies with my drinking skills and appreciation for primates at the same time.
by Milwaukee'd September 22, 2009
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Monkey Friday

by monkeyfridaycreator August 23, 2011
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Monkey Brain

Adjective: Used to describe when you cannot make sense of something, or to describe a person most commonly your friend that has said some dumb shit or is dumb.
Omg! Harry is having a monkey brain moment.
by nahor macca November 2, 2020
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Ass Monkey

A person who, for all intents and purposes, has never learned a god-damned thing. One who maintains a blissful ignorance of the world that simultaneously inspires amusement, disgust and despair in all who are unlucky enough to encounter him.
Did you see those ass-monkeys on Jaywalking last night? Ha-ha, they're so dumb...I think I'll kill myself.
by Petros March 10, 2004
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computer monkey

A low-level employee who spends most of his time at work performing menial computer operations
She was working as a computer monkey at a bank
by ppauper May 13, 2005
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blunt monkey freak

A person who will do anything to smoke weed/hit a blunt.
This lady just gave him head for a hit of this blunt. She is a blunt monkey FREAK!!
by Ms. Reservoir June 16, 2009
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