Monkey Skillz

The art of using objects you normally wouldn't use to complete a task. Monkey Skillz are usually implicated when one is too lazy to get the correct tools for the task, and have learned to become resourceful like the monkeys who learned to dig in holes with sticks to get their dinner quicker.
Dan needed to slice his pizza, but his pizza slicer was dirty, and since he was being pretty lazy, instead of washing the slicer he used his Monkey Skillz and cut the pizza with scissors.
by Lorenzo Jamarcus Washington November 28, 2006
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Spank the Monkey

masterbation- male only.
I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.
by Johny Casino December 20, 2009
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monkey slap

when someone shits in their own hand and slaps the victim in the face so that the poo make a splat noise and covers the whole victim's face.

the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.
dude, when that bitch falls asleep i'm going to give him a monkey slap.

by Vince Goots & Adam Goudy August 16, 2006
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porsche monkey

An African-American individual who lives beyond his/her means by buying item on credit that he/she cannot afford the payments on.
"Hey dad, Tyrone Watkins just bought a new Bentley!"

"Oh, son, he doesn't OWN it, he's just a porsche monkey"
by dookieross November 11, 2006
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grease monkey

a mechanic who works with and repairs automobiles.
If you don't get to a grease monkey soon, you'll be up a creek without a paddle.
by The Return of Light Joker January 30, 2011
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stomach monkeys

Although not actually of the ape family, stomach monkeys are to blame for practically all digestive system ailments in human beings when an actual condition cannot be identified.
Borgy is throwing up again. I guess he's got a case of the stomach monkeys.
by Sweet Louis June 12, 2008
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