Manatee

A girl that is so fat you wonder if she has propeller scars on her back because she grazes on kelp on the sea and would be in danger of getting cut by speed boat propellers.

Guy: ..But was she hot?
Other guy: No dude, manatee...I looked for propeller scars.
Guy: oh, oh thats awful.

by Jeremy April 28, 2004

ass monster

one who gives rough buttsex. an insult.

u assmonster!

by jay May 17, 2003

3 headed monster

to get stupid drunk on the 3 biggest drinking days... thursday, friday, saturday

nodizz:yoo we are doing a 3 headed monster tonight

laukx:okay but we are gonna be hung over for a week

by Nodizz the boul April 15, 2008

moate

Town in Co. Westmeath, Ireland. Population of about two housand, notorious bottleneck on the Dublin - Galway route

ann: Hey, where do you live?
tom: Moate
ann: That place is a traffic disaster!
tom: yeah but its a great town otherwise and we're getting bypassed!

by mcgg February 25, 2008

monster chode

a chode that is relatively big but is still small; or sometimes used to insult someone for there penal size

dude, that guy is such a monster chode

by jrod21494 December 20, 2008

Monster Love

When two Little Monsters are in a Bad Romance.

Little Monster1 to little monster2: "Let's fuck!"
Little Monster2 to little monster1: "Oh, baby! Yeah!"
Little Monster3 to all: "Oooh! Monster Love!"

by Gagaslittlemonster January 19, 2010

Muddy Monster

The act of getting a blowjob while your dick is covered in Nutella.

Mary was hungery and horny, so I had her give me a Muddy Monster. I sat back while we both enjoyed some chocolatey goodness.

by McPartland February 24, 2008