jimmy’s mom

a milf carl wheezer wants to fuck but shes his friends mom so he cant

carl: yo jimmy’s mom is so fucking hot
jimmy: thats my mom dude, wtf

by ratatouille‘s left ass cheek December 4, 2021

Mom Socket

Simply put, a vagina.

Hey Doug, I went to the zoo with Carol’s kids Saturday and after we put them down to bed I got waist deep in her mom socket. We fucked until the sun came up.

by Poonfarm Inc. December 4, 2021

your mom

your mom

your mom

by yourmom❤️ January 13, 2022

sex with mom

sex with mom make more babys

i want to have sex with mom

by cute single mom June 4, 2022

ur mom

the #1 thing on my to-do list.

Dude1: bro what's on your to-do list today?
Dude2: ur mom is.

by Anabanana_lamagamagoo December 8, 2021

Alan's mom

A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.

I fucked Alan's mom last night

Must have been creamy!

by Mr. cream de la cream February 4, 2022

mom's slipper

A deadly weapon that is both melee and ranged. The slippers have high accuracy and aerodynamic while thrown flat. It can also attack with incredible speed due to the length of the weapon. It can also be used by other people it only has to be a slipper of a mother

child: Mom my brother hit me
Dad: Ok let me take your mom's slipper and teach him a lesson

Brother: "HINGH PITCHED SCREEMING"

by Master-_-Donut December 29, 2020