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maddy and maria in love

a move that only the best can use. you take the breast of your opposing female compannion. then you must lead her in the second stall closest to the door in the upstairs bathroom. after you must look her in the eye and say how much you love her. only then will you be able to be preform a maddy and maria in love.

this technique focuses mostly on the gentleness of love and titays.
if you are not experianced do not try this move. it could be dangerous and harmful to those around you in the second bathroom stall closest to the door in the upstairs bathroom.

anyway after you have your girl's titay you must hold her close until she start to yelp, that is the maddy part. then you must not let her go, this is the maria part. and then when you make sweet love that it the in love part

and that is how a maddy and maria in love works
"hey those two girls didn't happen to be doing maddy and maria in love?"
"oh i don't know, are they pulling a maddy and maria and making love?"
"oh yeah they are never mind."
"hey wanna join in?"
"ya know it baby cakes."
by Maddy King December 28, 2007
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maida

An Australian term, similar to hater, used to describe someone of bad character who is pathologically inclined to spread false rumors and lies about other people with great success and conviction. A cunning game player who derives pleasure from this behaviour which is intrinsic to their personality. Also see bullshit artist, weasel.
Example 1 : Watch out for that dude, he gets off on pissing on you to all of your acquaintances and they will want to kill you after - hes a Maida.

Example 2 : I woke up one day and everyone i ever knew thinks i have been insulting them when i havent - i think ive been Maida'd.

Example 3 : After all of the west side figured out hes a Maida, nobody goes anywhere near him, his momma was right.
by sexi boi February 13, 2006
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Person: "hey, maria!"
1,000,000 Mexican women: "jes??!"
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Mariah Carey

A great singer for pop music. is currently married to nick cannon.
Gossiper: hey i heard mariah carey and nick cannon are gonna have a child?
2nd gossiper: yah, i'd call her a cougar haha
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Mariah

The most stupidest girl alive because she let her best friend get away. Mariah is a girl who is after every boy. And to her a boy is more important than her best friend.If she would be with her best friend she forgive her.
Best friend : Mariah plz answer me !

Mariah :(ignoring her)
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Mariahed

When a Semi hot- hot girl hangs out with tons of guys and leads them all on just to get things out of them and have fun. If i guy is getting mariahed he is getting his time thrown down the drain
Dude jeff is totally getting mariahed did you see thouse pictures on facebook.. man i feel bad..
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Maria

this is no human being don't be fulled. maria is the literal definition of the devil, she's a deceiving creature can make any guy fall in love with her, reads minds plays with fire stay away. she ruins guys lives by getting them obsessed to the point where they can't live without her then moves onto her next victim.some say she's a servant of the devil others say she's replaced the devil and is the master ruler of the underground world. she turns guys into crazy obsessive maniacs over her and drags them down so she can bring them through hell after they die. she's an immortal -she pretends she's a smart student at college to get guys. shell tell guys she's a virgin to make them feel special.

(beware her hair and eye colour changes with her moods and feelings): although generally she has blue eyes (uses this as one more thing that makes her different from your average girl) she has dirty blonde hair and is usually built with a super model stature (think like heidi klum). last but not least be careful even if she has already left you she has eyes on you throughout your whole life. she knows your exact activities and whereabouts. she's there in your dreams (chooses the nights she appears in your dreams almost methodically for maximum impact- some times weeks can go buy before she lets you dream her again), her favourite type of dream is a wet dream she's a seductress, she uses your weaknesses against you. stay as far away as possible bro
maria is the evilest creature on the planet
by Adadadad666 September 30, 2018
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