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muff hound

the male version of a fag hag. a male, who hangs out with a gaggle of lesbians.
Say hi to Danny, he's our muff hound.
by andrew junior March 12, 2020
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Powder Room Muff

A variety of the Power Muff, the Powder Room Muff is a woman’s bush that spans over the labia majora, taint, anus and bottom. It is an intermediate level bush that is less cumbersome than the Gorilla Muff, yet still covers the erogenous zones thoroughly enough that one might feel as though they must trek through a forest in order to get to the ladybits which it shields. The Powder Room Muff derives its name from the complication that it creates for maintaining socially acceptable cleanliness standards following trips to the powder room. Those who choose to sport this muff should carry their own wet wipes at all times, else be warned that they are likely to walk around like an old dog with piss and shit matted to their crotches.
Who pissed in your cornflakes?

Boo Boo, when she stuck her dirty Powder Room Muff in my face this morning.
by Bebebox January 1, 2012
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Muff Punch

Two furry beavers slapping against one another in a vigorus motion.
I woke up to my friend Maya asking her, "What are you doing?" She said, "Im just muff punching you." I stated, "Your pubes are rubbing against me."
by anonymous June 23, 2025
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Muff Head

A person who can fit an entire head in their vagina. Also used as a derogatory way of saying a woman has a loose vagina
"Yo Doug, Stacy is such a fucking muff head dude like god damn".
by CoonKiller21 March 2, 2019
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muff grease

the uncomfortable feeling of sweat rolling down your muff making it greasy
I've got bad muff grease today babe
by Currymuncherfromhell March 6, 2024
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