flashback mary

the spirit of those who falsely apply their powder. never summon after midnight. ro summon, spin in a circle three times saying flashback mary.

"flashback mary, flashback mary, flashback mary...HI SISTERS"

by sister safe November 12, 2018

Pair of Mary’s

Michael Scott and Stanley from The Office.

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration: "What a Pair of Mary’s!"

by t9eyya February 5, 2021

Pair of Mary’s

A couple of loud cackling queens that try to shut down everyone around them, but everybody knows they ain’t shit.

Wow look at that pair of Mary’s over there. They think they’re so cool, but they’re not.

by Snevets November 17, 2017

Dick nose Doug Mary

One who is a complete jerk off and has a nose shaped of a dick

Man, he's being a dick nose Doug mary

by Post rosaries May 4, 2013

Virgin Mary Jane

Noun: A person who is smoking marijuana for the first time, usually followed by excessive coughing and a repeating statement of "I'm so high."

The Virgin Mary Jane began eating all of my pizza rolls and kept saying "I'm so high."

That pussy only took one hit.

by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009

manly mary

a polite term used to describe a lesbian.

Isn't it a shame Dorothy's daughter grew up to be such a manly mary

by docreyes January 4, 2009

There's Something About Mary Syndrome

1. Like the character Ben Stiller played in the movie "There's Something About Mary," the person suffering from this condition still has a strong love for a high school sweatheart, even after years of separation.
2. Like Cameron Diaz's character, this syndrome my also deal with a person stuck between two or more choices of potential partners, in which the person with said syndrome cannot choose who he/she wants.

-can be abbreviated to TSAMS

1. "Hey Brian, I saw Judy for the first time in 7 years"

"Dude, you're suffering from There's Something About Mary Syndrome."

2. "Ugh I can't choose between Brett, George, And Tom"

"Yeah TSAMS really sucks, doesn't it?"

by benny stiler September 7, 2009