Mr mates

Someone that has a lack of mates. Because of this pressure and lack of mates they try and be everyone’s mate. This is to cover their insecurities.

Mr mates: hey bro I’ll buy you food I have many donuts

Random: thanks bro I’ll do anything for some donuts

Mr mates: are we friends now?

Random: no man we just met.

Mr mates: we all good bro?

by cheesyqdingle April 9, 2022

mr.pleatink

older than the universe itself, with a receding hairline of 10 meters per second he is the most aged teacher you will ever meet in your lifetime.
often likes to joke around with the kids and teachers them to yell HOMICIDE in the halls
only wears black or blue jeans with a polo shirt and 10$ Walmart shoes

(btw I know the guy and this is a joke, if you see this mr.pleatink... have a good day >:)

"YO GUYS ITS MR.PLEATINK, OOOOLLLLLLDDDDDD"
*when you see him in the hallways*: "HOMICIDE! HOMICIDE! HOMICIDE! HOMICIDE!"

by Lt.CouchCammander October 9, 2022

Mr Cum

Mr Cum is the infamous man who will eat all of your cummies. And when he does this, he will lick his lips while moaning from the intense pleasure he will be getting from your spunkywunkies. Your jizzywizzy will fuel his power. Once he has obtained your cum, he will be unstoppable. Run. Run from Mr Cum.

Steve: "Oh boy, I sure do love having my cum in a jar. I sure hope that Mr Cum doesn't eat it."
Mr Cum: *Eats Steve's cum*
Steve: "Oh no, now we are all doomed!"

by Sussy Bazinga October 29, 2022

Mr Morris

An absolute god.

What a legend mr morris is, his lessons are beautiful and his style of teaching is amazing. Not forgetting he’s an absolute beast that drives a white Kia.

Pupil A: “Have you seen mr morris today”

Pupil B: “No, I’ve got him period 2” *Cries in excitement*

by Word_master_1 November 1, 2022

Mr. Gonzalez

A really hot math teacher who should've been a model but instead pursued a career as a high school teacher. His looks are so glorious it will blow you away and send you to heaven, not to mention, the fragrance he wears is absolutely majestic you could smell it from a mile away.

Person 1: Omg Mr. Gonzalez is so hot.
Person 2: I know right, I'd let him divide my legs.

by calculator4ever December 3, 2022

Mr eat it and leave

A nigga who eat it and leave

Nigga: I ate this bitch pussy that had a foul smell, am I wrong?
You: you Mr eat it and leave MISTAHEATITANDLEAVEEEEE

by ChiefKeefsDraco January 14, 2023

Mr. Incredible Becoming Old

A sequel of the Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny meme where Mr. Incredible progressively becomes older as the phases go to the next level. This meme format is mostly used for POV generations of everything, events, and phenomena created from the present up to the oldest one existing. The most popular meme template that is considered the original was made by MexicoEmpireFOREVER.

There's also Mr. Incredible Becoming Futuristic, which is the opposite of Mr. Incredible Becoming Old

Example 1:
Mr. Incredible Becoming Old (POV: Your house)
Meme video starts from having a modern house then eventually turns into a stone house from millions of years ago

Example 2:
Me: I'm surprised no one has made an urban dictionary definition about Mr. Incredible meme variants including Mr. Incredible Becoming Old.

Literally everyone: That's because the meme is really overrated

by SBG times March 19, 2023