PEAK LOCK

some retard said blue lock was mid so i came to set the record straight

fucking retard "yo you be watching mid lock?"
sigma gigachad "you mean peak lock 5'6 imbecile"

by nagi seishiro January 06, 2025

Sperm Locked

Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.

Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)

Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”

(Dave never returned)

by Diddybiddie September 24, 2023

Caps Lock Excited

The mood in which you must uncontrollably caps lock someone's face off.

1. HOLY CRAP I CAN'T BELIEVE HOT POCKETS ARE 50 CENTS OFF
2. HEY I'M IN THE MOOD TO CAPS LOCK YOUR FACE OFF, BECAUSE I AM CAPS LOCK EXCITED.

by Los Pro March 11, 2014

geek lock

when you're in obligatory studying

1) She can't club with you guys this Friday, she's on "geek lock," she's got the A.P. soon.

2) Her parents don't let her have a social life, they keep her on "geek lock."

by Xianna Blue January 28, 2017

Lock

A Handsome man who is sometimes bewildered by his fellow men due to his voice and often distances himself from his comrades

Person: Hey you see Lock over there his voice is so annoying

Me: Yea but why is he standing there so handsomely

by CrispyClan August 28, 2020

Lock

something made to be picked

Kid 1: you know I picked on the lock and stole everything inside
Kid 2: you fucking legend
Teacher: You 2 are expelled

by Urban Dick Admin May 14, 2019

Lock

A device which can be used to keep you’re children in the basement. Or to hide criminal evidence from police

Dang the police are at my house I really need a lock

by Toasterbath1257 December 10, 2020