Loaded Up

When a man has full balls but is only semi-erect, not quite ready for the big show. He usually requires a blowjob or handjob before he can insert his dick into her gaping hole.

I was watching this dude in the shower, and noticed he was starting to masturbate and was getting loaded up.

by Big Lunch May 27, 2024

Loaded Up

When a man is sexually aroused and has a chub, but not yet a full-blown erection.

Man, that guy is loaded up! Look at that thing! He is almost ready to go!

by Big Lunch May 27, 2024

you loaded

they asking yo ass fo nudes

“you loaded?”

by January 17, 2022

mom-in-loading

When you and your significant other haven’t married yet but you need a way to refer to their mom as your mom

This is Jen my mom-in-loading!

by Carterreese November 07, 2017

Lego loading

The act of putting Legos inside your anus. Typically before a Lego cannon.

Mom don’t come in I’m Lego loading!

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024

Load the wheat

Truck drivers euphemism for sexual intercourse despite a yeast infection.

That lizard slag let me load the wheat and I'm still not itchy.

by Ditchweed April 25, 2019

Butt load

noun. pl. -s

A "butt" was a medieval unit of measure for wine or beer. Technically a butt load is 475 liters or 126 gallons, which is roughly the size of the biggest wine and beer barrels from medieval Europe.

No worries, I've ordered a butt load of beer for the party, so we'll be good.

by FowlManor March 14, 2019