narly load

when you have a huge spaz while offloading your semen onto a women's forehead.

I did a narly load on jessica last night, it went every where!

by billy the massive load May 25, 2018

Demon Load

The hot spray of a 2 week old built up nut.

Yo I heard Bradley shot a demon load in Constantine under the bleachers at last weeks football game!

by FudgeJock July 6, 2025

The Load

Words added to a headline by a writer in a desperate attempt to lessen its incongruency with his or her political agenda

Mike (reading) DeSantis signs anti-vax mandate into law even as some supporters grumble.
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!

by geekmalone November 18, 2021

Three and a half loads

3.5 loads

Three and a half loads

by japierdole March 12, 2023

Load twins

A term used to describe two men who have deposited their load into the same partner in the same hole in a threesome. Conceptually similar to "Eskimo Brothers". Popularized by the show English Teacher on hulu.

After their bareback threesome, Chad and Tommy would be load twins for life.

by AliasFakename October 28, 2025

Load Barking

The sound you hear while watching your neighbor enjoy time outside with their children and dog as jealousy builds up inside you.

Her life is so great and my life sucks. Why doesn't her dog stop that load barking?

by Exertus January 31, 2021

Loaded Banana

A Loaded Banana is a penis with foodstuffs on it, (Whipped Cream, Honey, Candy, etc.) to be presumably eaten off or during fellatio.

“Remember fruit by the foot?”
“Of course! I gave my girl a Loaded Banana with it while she sucked me off and she loved it.”

by Spuamico May 31, 2025