Often performed with one person lying down horizontally (like a crosswalk line), while the other two flank each side.
A Abbey Load is basically a synchronized double ejaculation onto a third person, typically while referencing The Beatles, the Abbey Road album cover precisely.
The only important rule to perform a perfect Abbey Load is that the person laying down is required to sing out loud the line "Come Togheter, Right Now, Over Me" right before the very moment where
Synonyms: Cum Together, Beatles Shot, Lennon Splash, Double Ringo
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A Abbey Load is basically a synchronized double ejaculation onto a third person, typically while referencing The Beatles, the Abbey Road album cover precisely.
The only important rule to perform a perfect Abbey Load is that the person laying down is required to sing out loud the line "Come Togheter, Right Now, Over Me" right before the very moment where
Synonyms: Cum Together, Beatles Shot, Lennon Splash, Double Ringo
⸻
Example 1:
“Bro… we pulled off an Abbey Load on Melany last nigh! She looked like she just got hit by two mop-top milk trucks.”
Example 2:
“He yelled ‘Here comes the sun!’ right before the Abbey Load. The dumbass couldn't sing the right song so we lost the harmony"
“Bro… we pulled off an Abbey Load on Melany last nigh! She looked like she just got hit by two mop-top milk trucks.”
Example 2:
“He yelled ‘Here comes the sun!’ right before the Abbey Load. The dumbass couldn't sing the right song so we lost the harmony"
by GagnonDeezNuts May 5, 2025
Get the Abbey Loadmug. by SdCw April 21, 2018
Get the Drunk loadmug. Cannabis industry slang for a product known as "PhosphoLoad".
Phosphoload is a "nutrient" made using a chemical called paclobutrazol, its usage causes buds/nugs to be unusually heavy and dense.
P Load is banned in plants meant for human consumption and is known to cause cancer.
Phosphoload is a "nutrient" made using a chemical called paclobutrazol, its usage causes buds/nugs to be unusually heavy and dense.
P Load is banned in plants meant for human consumption and is known to cause cancer.
"Dont smoke that shit, that dude is growing with P Load"
"All those nugs on Instagram are definitely grown using P Load"
"All those nugs on Instagram are definitely grown using P Load"
by Joemamaniss November 3, 2021
Get the P Loadmug. Words added to a headline by a writer in a desperate attempt to lessen its incongruency with his or her political agenda
Mike (reading) DeSantis signs anti-vax mandate into law even as some supporters grumble.
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!
by geekmalone November 18, 2021
Get the The Loadmug. Girl 1: Anna have you seen this locked and loaded specimen by the front door of the club?
Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.
Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.
by Sexydimma October 4, 2024
Get the Locked and loadedmug. Game developers met with the phrase "Loading Level Instance" for excessive periods of time should interpret this precisely equally to having been told to go fuck themselves.
by Delscorcho April 14, 2022
Get the Loading Level Instancemug. A term used to describe two men who have deposited their load into the same partner in the same hole in a threesome. Conceptually similar to "Eskimo Brothers". Popularized by the show English Teacher on hulu.
by AliasFakename October 28, 2025
Get the Load twinsmug.