Long Money

A stack of bills too large to fold or fit in a wallet.

I don't use a money clip cuz my long money won't fit.

by Sonik 24 April 26, 2010

all day long

something one might say when referring to ample availability of an item.

- Can you get hold of any Laptops?

- Yea, All Day Long....

by Boobloo August 4, 2006

Lonny

The man's man. Physically spectacular specimen. IQ is considered too high to be determined. A conqueror.

I'm sorry the Lonny you are searching for is busy with yo mama at the moment. Please call back when he tells you to.

by LJBurton February 25, 2009

Long Distance Piss

When a guy tries to go as far away as possible from the toilet or urinal while pissing. Involves a rapid return to normal range if one doesnt wish to piss on the ground after the pressure subsides.

I'll give you a hint: A 45 degree angle is the optimum angle for your cock to achieve distance. (incidentally this is the same for throwing a ball or shooting a gun)

by TheDuke March 24, 2005

Long Con

(n) The long con refers to the process of simultaneously advertising and gassing up the tik tok account of a hot girl you know in the hopes that one of her videos will go viral. In the ensuing months (if all goes according to plan), said girl will chase the ever-fleeting sensation of fame by dressing and dancing skankier in her “toks,” providing the “long con-artist” a continuous stream for his spank bank.

Jimmy: “Dude. Why tf do you have 3 fake TikTok accounts commenting ‘fyp’ and ‘work it girl’ on every one of Meredith’s posts??”
Brendan: “The long con, my friend. You’ll thank me in June.”

by Licklicklickmyasss May 5, 2020

Londyn

1. Capitol of France.. spelled incorrectly with a "Y"

2. A girl who can only be described as "Perfect". An Epitome of perfection, if you will.

Person 1: Why the hell did that fag spell London with a Y?

Person 2: I don't know, but check out Londyn. I can't take my eyes off her.

by Austin Winslow June 18, 2008

longback

1. A term used to describe women who lack a definable posterior.
1a. A girl/woman with noassatall syndrome.
1b. The opposite of bootilicious.
1c. Lacking in the booty department. A person devoid of a sufficient amount of jelly in the booty, giving the appearance of their back extending further than it really does. Hence, longback.

I've seen black girls, latin girls, and even white girls that got that booty. But asian girls? They're mostly longbacks.

Ray: "Damn...I need some ass tonight!...let's see...
Mike: "Hey what about that one over there? *points to some 45 yr old woman*
Ray: "Ew what? She's not even a MILF. You tryna sabotage me?? She's a longback for christ sake!"

by Anubikai April 1, 2006