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Shin Kisses

Shin kisses is when a man is pissing and the water splashes back up and hits his shins
Kyle: Aw man I just got shin kisses all over me
Dravin: Yeah bro shin kisses are the worst
by IEatDooDoo April 16, 2021
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kissing grandma

Taking a hit of a DMT vape pen, that is, inhaling thermally vaporized N,N-Dimethyltryptamine. In its pure, unadulterated format, DMT has an unmistakable taste similar to the characteristic smell of bad breath or, to some degree, the smell of human feces. It is a structural analogue of tryptamine which is, in turn, a metabolite of tryptophan, an amino acid in many foods.

Whether in the mouth (as part of halitosis or "bad breath") or in the human gut as part of the process of digestion, bacteria break down tryptophan into molecules called indoles, which are a pair of fused benzene and pyrrole rings that form the molecular core structure of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine, tryptamine, and tryptophan. (the double-ring twofer is also the backbone of other important chemicals like melatonin and serotonin, which may explain why food can influence your mood or make you sleepy). Indoles, one of which is called "skatole" because it specifically exists in shit, are particularly foul-smelling chemicals that contribute to the smell of bad breath and feces.

DMT is an entheogenic, psychedelic, and hallucinogenic drug that is structurally and functionally analogous to other psychedelic tryptamines like psilocybin (a.k.a. magic mushrooms), bufotenin, and others, and shares structural similarity with melatonin and serotonin. Because of its rapid onset and rapid action (lasting usually only a few minutes), it is the preferred substance for brief trips into hyperspace.
Noah languidly emerged from the bedroom with a distant grin on his face. "Sorry," he murmured slowly as the hyperbolic rubberband snapped him gently back into normal space-time after a dimension-bending jaunt through nonlinear space. "we were just... you know. Kissing grandma."

"God, that shit is so nasty," Tyler said, coming out after him.
by zorsnacks February 5, 2023
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Lemonade kisses

When a guy gives head to a girl, after a long hot day, and gets all the sweaty/piss juice in his mouth. And the girl gives the guy head, and gets cum in her mouth.

Now they kiss with the sweaty piss/cum in their mouths making lemonade kisses.
Dude, I was terin it up last night, but she made me give her lemonade kisses first.
by SteRex September 18, 2019
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Rainbow kiss

When a boy/girl gives a girl a head getting all the blood in there mouth and then the girl gives the boy/girl a blowjob and gets cum in her mouth then they kiss and mix the contements
I have nothing to say 😥 a rainbow kiss
by anonymous December 24, 2020
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Doggy kiss

Completely unrelated to doggy style despite the name, a doggy kiss is when one partner takes a shit without wiping, and then the other partner orally pleasures the first partner's anus. Immediately after, both partners make out very intensely making sure that the second partner doesn't spit beforehand.
I heard you and Karen tried the Doggy Kiss yesterday.

Yeah, it was absolutely scrumptious.
by Repu Gama January 20, 2020
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Minnesota Kiss

Like an Eskimo Kiss but it is on your Balls with a Cold Nose!
Right when I was getting ready to leave she went down and gave me a Minnesota Kiss, Then she Blew me!

Man she gave me a Minnesota Kiss & I couldn't stop laughing
by Diabolical Witch September 10, 2012
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Kiss the Unicorn

When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.
Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.
by Reece Duval December 26, 2019
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